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    Quote Originally Posted by kudzu View Post
    The Rapture is only about 150 years old.. It comes from the Brethern or Darbyites and is based on the dream of a teenaged girl.
    well this part is a bit older than 150 years....


    Thess 4:16 For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first.
    17 After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordberg View Post
    Bible is a good doorstop.
    /shrugs.....so is your brain.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by hvilleherb View Post
    In fact, every Christian today should assume that the world's end is going occur within their own lifetime -- because for a great many of us it probably will.

    The 'night' Jesus predicted for the world should now be very close to us.

    That year, of course, by fulfilling all the warnings Jesus gave to the Jews, marks a very significant moment in God's victory on earth.


    Only conversion, faith and prayer can reverse this process.

    http://goodnewspirit.com/babylonchapter33.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    well this part is a bit older than 150 years....


    Thess 4:16 For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first.
    17 After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever.
    Most scholars think that was added to Paul's writings later because the writing is so different.

    The seven plagues of Revelation 16 are a very accurate description of several notable events throughout the course of the Jewish War. The pouring out of the seven bowls of Revelation 16 is a reflection of the pouring out of drink offerings during Pentecost.

    During Pentecost in A.D. 66, Josephus and Tacitus record what appears to be the departure from the Temple of the seven angels with the seven bowls. Immediately thereafter, the Jewish War began.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    well this part is a bit older than 150 years....


    Thess 4:16 For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first.
    17 After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever.
    Cool! An "Air Lord". I though that was Michael Jordan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by domer76 View Post

    Jesus was not talking about the end of the world.. it was the end of an age or the end of the world as they knew it.. The end of animal sacrifice and temple Judaism.. Enter Rabbinical Judaism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kudzu View Post
    Most scholars think
    no you stupid fuck, most scholars do not think that.....a couple of fucked up atheists think that and you were stupid enough to believe them.....go away and stop pretending you know jack shit about theology.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    no you stupid fuck, most scholars do not think that.....a couple of fucked up atheists think that and you were stupid enough to believe them.....
    You don't have much education, do you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CFM View Post
    You won the bs prize many years ago. Kuntzu is trying to give you a run for your money.
    And you win the non answer come back. Congrats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    no you stupid fuck, most scholars do not think that.....a couple of fucked up atheists think that and you were stupid enough to believe them.....go away and stop pretending you know jack shit about theology.....
    Says the man who curses and didn’t know that Luke was a companion of Paul, your knowledge of theology sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    no you stupid fuck, most scholars do not think that.....a couple of fucked up atheists think that and you were stupid enough to believe them.....go away and stop pretending you know jack shit about theology.....
    You are a poor representation of the religion and beliefs you claim to know more about than an atheist. Jesus would be disappointed in you. tsk tsk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    Says the man who curses and didn’t know that Luke was a companion of Paul, your knowledge of theology sucks.
    LOLOL. So much of it is explained historically.


    When the Romans arrived in Jerusalem in A.D. 70, Roman catapults hurled boulders into the city.

    These stones were white and weighed about one hundred pounds as predicted in Revelation 16: 21: “From the sky huge hailstones of about a hundred pounds each fell upon men.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by kudzu View Post
    You don't have much education, do you?
    He claims otherwise, but his divinity degree is from the 70’s and it must have been from a Trumplike university.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    He claims otherwise, but his divinity degree is from the 70’s and it must have been from a Trumplike university.
    Maybe Moody Institute or Dallas Theological Seminary?

    He certainly didn't attend a really good divinity school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kudzu View Post
    You don't have much education, do you?
    I have a Masters in Theology........you?....how about you link us to "Most scholars think that was added to Paul's writings later because the writing is so different.".......show us your edjumaction......

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