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    Quote Originally Posted by Threedee View Post
    I'd much rather go to Israel than to Palestine.
    All the trips I made were before the 1967 war...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    careful......using hogwash may be insensitive to Moon's paleo-simians.....
    " Paleo-simians " ? You degenerate racist moron. It's time somebody stuck it to you.
    " First they came for the journalists...
    We don't know what happened after that . "

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    Quote Originally Posted by moon View Post
    " Paleo-simians " ? You degenerate racist moron. It's time somebody stuck it to you.
    you aren't woman enough......

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    Contemptible troll.
    " First they came for the journalists...
    We don't know what happened after that . "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leonthecat View Post
    Reagan died in his sleep at 93.
    You are certifiably insane, gomer.
    your hero of record is john Hinckley, jr./ Reagan's assassin. you are certifiably psychopathic. just leave me alone. I don't bother you.
    Even so, Come, Lord Jesus
    I do not participate in delusion count me out

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    Quote Originally Posted by iewitness View Post
    your hero of record is john Hinckley, jr./ Reagan's assassin. you are certifiably psychopathic. just leave me alone. I don't bother you.
    You post your religious insanity here daily. I find you hilariously insane.
    Reagan was not assassinated, gomer.
    We have the intellect to imagine the finality of our own demise but do not have the sophistication to overcome our survival instinct and accept it.
    Solution? Magical thinking and childish promises of everlasting life.
    Ergo, religion.

    rac·ist
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    Ask yourself honestly if this describes what you believe to be true.
    If the answer is yes, you are a racist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leonthecat View Post
    You post your religious insanity here daily. I find you hilariously insane.
    Reagan was not assassinated, gomer.
    ok. I will ignore you now. carry on.
    Even so, Come, Lord Jesus
    I do not participate in delusion count me out

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    Christians can bury their credit cards and have all the fun they want, since it all ends next week. Kill your enemies, you do not have to pay the price.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leonthecat View Post
    You post your religious insanity here daily. I find you hilariously insane.
    Reagan was not assassinated, gomer.
    He suffers from: Christophrenia: Diseases of the Radical Christian Right

    read about the different phases

    ADVANCED PHASE

    In the Advanced Phase the patient finally breaks with reality. The patient may feel an overwhelming desire to build a two ton monument of the Ten Commandments out of bubblegum in front of his or her County Courthouse. By this time the patient will have forgotten that such a monument would by its very nature violate the provision against false idols that the Ten Commandments themselves openly condemn. Similarly, the patient may experience a natural lubrication of the genitalia when he or she hears the names Rush Limpbaugh or Bill O’Really.

    As the advanced phase progresses, the patient may be haunted by delusions of adequacy. The patient may actually believe that George W. Bush is an intelligent, “compassionate conservative,” even though the term “compassionate conservative” is an obvious oxymoron. The patient may claim that moral issues are the driving force in American Politics today or that the Far Right Republicans would never lie about moral issues, even though factual proof shows that the Radical Right is only interested in morality when it can either score political points or persecute others in the name of sexual immorailty.

    Conversely the patient may come to believe that morality is limited to the confines of the bedroom and may well accept other acts of immorality from his right wing leaders, which, in a sane society would be condemned as either destructive or just plain imbecilic.

    The patient may obsess over the alleged sins of abortion, and gay marriage but would feel perfectly at ease with an illegitimate war of choice that has resulted in the deaths of approximately 1,600 American troops and thousands of Iraqi Civilians. By the same standards the patient would be perfectly willing to condemn homosexual acts such as sodomy, cunnilingus, and fellatio, but would be perfectly wiling to accept lying, the death penalty, and wealth redistribution to the upper classes.

    TERMINAL PHASE
    In the terminal phase, the patient makes that final break from reality and develops an obsessive-.....https://sirenschronicles.wordpress.c...ristian-right/


    Regrettably Christophrenia is an incredibly difficult disorder to treat. Patients invariably deteriorate to the point wherestatue of logic, reason, and common sense have no obvious effect on the patient’s delusional thought process. Moreover, the patient tends to act on his or her internal impulses, trying in vein to reshape society at large in the form of a Puritan Theocracy.

    Some improvement may achieved through intensive deprogramming by a qualified professional. Heavy doses of Lithium in combination with Haldol, Thorazine, and other anti psychotic tranquilizers may provide temporary relief, although a permanent cure has not been discovered.

    Hospitalization has proven effective in that it protects society from the Christophrenic’s often visceral ideas of divine vengeance and Social Darwinism.
    “If we have to have a choice between being dead and pitied, and being alive with a bad image, we’d rather be alive and have the bad image.”

    — Golda Meir

    Zionism is the movement for the self-determination and statehood for the Jewish people in their ancestral homeland, the land of Israel.







    ברוך השם

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    Quote Originally Posted by guno View Post
    He suffers from: Christophrenia: Diseases of the Radical Christian Right

    read about the different phases

    ADVANCED PHASE

    In the Advanced Phase the patient finally breaks with reality. The patient may feel an overwhelming desire to build a two ton monument of the Ten Commandments out of bubblegum in front of his or her County Courthouse. By this time the patient will have forgotten that such a monument would by its very nature violate the provision against false idols that the Ten Commandments themselves openly condemn. Similarly, the patient may experience a natural lubrication of the genitalia when he or she hears the names Rush Limpbaugh or Bill O’Really.

    As the advanced phase progresses, the patient may be haunted by delusions of adequacy. The patient may actually believe that George W. Bush is an intelligent, “compassionate conservative,” even though the term “compassionate conservative” is an obvious oxymoron. The patient may claim that moral issues are the driving force in American Politics today or that the Far Right Republicans would never lie about moral issues, even though factual proof shows that the Radical Right is only interested in morality when it can either score political points or persecute others in the name of sexual immorailty.

    Conversely the patient may come to believe that morality is limited to the confines of the bedroom and may well accept other acts of immorality from his right wing leaders, which, in a sane society would be condemned as either destructive or just plain imbecilic.

    The patient may obsess over the alleged sins of abortion, and gay marriage but would feel perfectly at ease with an illegitimate war of choice that has resulted in the deaths of approximately 1,600 American troops and thousands of Iraqi Civilians. By the same standards the patient would be perfectly willing to condemn homosexual acts such as sodomy, cunnilingus, and fellatio, but would be perfectly wiling to accept lying, the death penalty, and wealth redistribution to the upper classes.

    TERMINAL PHASE
    In the terminal phase, the patient makes that final break from reality and develops an obsessive-.....https://sirenschronicles.wordpress.c...ristian-right/


    Regrettably Christophrenia is an incredibly difficult disorder to treat. Patients invariably deteriorate to the point wherestatue of logic, reason, and common sense have no obvious effect on the patient’s delusional thought process. Moreover, the patient tends to act on his or her internal impulses, trying in vein to reshape society at large in the form of a Puritan Theocracy.

    Some improvement may achieved through intensive deprogramming by a qualified professional. Heavy doses of Lithium in combination with Haldol, Thorazine, and other anti psychotic tranquilizers may provide temporary relief, although a permanent cure has not been discovered.

    Hospitalization has proven effective in that it protects society from the Christophrenic’s often visceral ideas of divine vengeance and Social Darwinism.
    Gomer's religion mental illness has advanced beyond that stage.
    He is batshit pious.
    We have the intellect to imagine the finality of our own demise but do not have the sophistication to overcome our survival instinct and accept it.
    Solution? Magical thinking and childish promises of everlasting life.
    Ergo, religion.

    rac·ist
    rāsəst/noun
    a person who believes that a particular race is superior to another.
    Ask yourself honestly if this describes what you believe to be true.
    If the answer is yes, you are a racist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iewitness View Post
    ok. I will ignore you now. carry on.
    Just another Christian.
    Proud of his ignorance.
    We have the intellect to imagine the finality of our own demise but do not have the sophistication to overcome our survival instinct and accept it.
    Solution? Magical thinking and childish promises of everlasting life.
    Ergo, religion.

    rac·ist
    rāsəst/noun
    a person who believes that a particular race is superior to another.
    Ask yourself honestly if this describes what you believe to be true.
    If the answer is yes, you are a racist.

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    I, for one, can't wait for the much anticipated Rapture. Good riddance to all the "good" and "Godly" people. Maybe it will quiet down a little down here...finally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gotcha68 View Post
    I, for one, can't wait for the much anticipated Rapture. Good riddance to all the "good" and "Godly" people. Maybe it will quiet down a little down here...finally.
    There is no rapture........

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    Quote Originally Posted by kudzu View Post
    There is no rapture........
    Damn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gotcha68 View Post
    I, for one, can't wait for the much anticipated Rapture. Good riddance to all the "good" and "Godly" people. Maybe it will quiet down a little down here...finally.
    You have no clue how UN-quiet it will be.
    Abortion rights dogma can obscure human reason & harden the human heart so much that the same person who feels
    empathy for animal suffering can lack compassion for unborn children who experience lethal violence and excruciating
    pain in abortion.

    Unborn animals are protected in their nesting places, humans are not. To abort something is to end something
    which has begun. To abort life is to end it.



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