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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade Dragon View Post
    They will need Cuban sandwiches, flat iron steaks, and Memphis style ribs. The Indian sounding hater that started this, can have tofurky, and drink their sacred cow pee.
    Them thar Cattle are as good as Gold ---give or take a thousand dollars.


    Them thar Chinamen invented Gunpowder from hay bog long soaked in pig piss ---and we used it to celebrate at many barbecues.

    I don't see the loftiness of your reasoning being derived from anything but the excuse:

    "Well, I was born that way"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Threedee View Post
    There are pulled pork sandwiches in heaven. There are also hamburgers, wings, and chicken tenders.
    Now sit back and think of your happy place.

    Now let's ramp it up. How can you make your happy place one of the best places to do what would really bring you pleasure? Now linger there awhile.

    Now, is your happy place as good as a heaven? Yes it is. Right?

    Your happy place heaven is as Frank Costanza said to Kramer in their pool room: It's the place to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade Dragon View Post
    They will need Cuban sandwiches, flat iron steaks, and Memphis style ribs. The Indian sounding hater that started this, can have tofurky, and drink their sacred cow pee.
    Cows are vegetarians.

    So remember: Jade eats vegetarians

    ...and I bet many times cooked by Marielitos with teardrop tattoos

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade Dragon View Post
    The hater.
    One must appeal to a person that learnt something ...so that he too can be taught.

    I am the Hater?


    <sigh ... I feel chagrin to to laugh or say poor twit or gasp at the Orwellian Vonnegutism ...sigh>

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    Quote Originally Posted by bhaktajan View Post
    Now sit back and think of your happy place.

    Now let's ramp it up. How can you make your happy place one of the best places to do what would really bring you pleasure? Now linger there awhile.

    Now, is your happy place as good as a heaven? Yes it is. Right?

    Your happy place heaven is as Frank Costanza said to Kramer in their pool room: It's the place to be.
    Beer.

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    Forward infinity is easy to understand.
    It's just more of the same forever.

    Backwards infinity is impossible to understand.

    An original wellspring?
    But what was before that?
    And even before that?

    Fortunately, it doesn't matter.

    Relatively soon, my sub-atomic components will metamorphosize to a form that doesn't sustain thought,
    and at that time, my short run will have been completed,
    the extent or lack of its significance to be pondered by entities whose own short runs will soon be over as well.

    And so it goes.
    Forward infinity? Understandable but hardly compelling.
    Backward infinity? Unfathomable but still hardly compelling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Threedee View Post
    Beer.
    Now think back to when you were a child and when I passed by the open door of a pub...

    Can you recollect the "Sense Memory" the smell of the Pubs of old?

    IMO the smell of a typical Pub was:
    1] piss
    2] Cigarette smoke filtered through lungs that had alcohol fumes emitting from the blood stream
    3] blue collar sweat and sandwich meats
    4] mopped floors using un-rinsed mops
    5] Cigarette ash

    And that's when just passing by the open door of the pub.


    "Sense Memory"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiftyNiblick View Post
    Forward infinity is easy to understand.
    It's just more of the same forever.

    Backwards infinity is impossible to understand.

    An original wellspring?
    But what was before that?
    And even before that?

    Fortunately, it doesn't matter.

    Relatively soon, my sub-atomic components will metamorphosize to a form that doesn't sustain thought,
    and at that time, my short run will have been completed,
    the extent or lack of its significance to be pondered by entities whose own short runs will soon be over as well.

    And so it goes.
    Forward infinity? Understandable but hardly compelling.
    Backward infinity? Unfathomable but still hardly compelling.
    a] The mystery is why Buddhist Monks work hard at attaining nirvana ---whilst ya'll think you're gonna get nirvana for free without any effort.

    You have posted that you have achieved Buddha-hood ---and next you're gonna tell me you aint no Buddhist! Yet you have delineated the path to Nirvana for yourself as if it was a sure thing....that makes you a Guru on a topic that surpasses all the Buddhist texts and even Buddha's message. It's like those two other guys on the crucifixes...How'd they get so lucky & How do we get a piece of the pie too?

    Do I congratulate you or simply bow down?


    b] Let's suppose NiftyNiblick is 71 years old [cuz I will need a number divisable by 3]...but lets subtract the first 5 years...

    therefore NiftyNiblick has been Walking and talking all on his own for 66 years...

    1/3 of those 66 years was spent asleep [8hrs out of a 24hr Day]...

    therefore NiftyNiblick has really only been Walking and talking all on his own for 44 years...

    1/3 of those 44 years was spent at prepping for & commuting to and doing workschool [8hrs out of a 24hr Day]...

    therefore NiftyNiblick has really only been Walking and talking all on his own FREE TIME for 29 years!

    I'd say that if NiftyNiblick has been working on his own recognisance for 29 years as to the mysteries of Life ---maybe NiftyNiblick has achieve Nirvana already.

    Shall NiftyNiblick write a book and spread the Dharma?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bhaktajan View Post
    Now think back to when you were a child and when I passed by the open door of a pub...

    Can you recollect the "Sense Memory" the smell of the Pubs of old?

    IMO the smell of a typical Pub was:
    1] piss
    2] Cigarette smoke filtered through lungs that had alcohol fumes emitting from the blood stream
    3] blue collar sweat and sandwich meats
    4] mopped floors using un-rinsed mops
    5] Cigarette ash

    And that's when just passing by the open door of the pub.


    "Sense Memory"
    IOW, you were able to sense the smell of heaven.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Threedee View Post
    IOW, you were able to sense the smell of heaven.

    So now I can speak about what I sense?

    I am a vegetarian and have been reminded many times about "a pig's Life" ie:

    a] a pig will eat his own stool and be quite satiated and content;
    b] a pig will have sex with his own mother ... and be quite satiated and content;
    c] a pigs sty is a combination of mud and warm stool mixed together
    d] aside from that they make great pets because they are intelligent.

    That is all that comes to mind right now.

    PS: IMHO, I have always supposed that a person that has more or less a countenance that resembles a pig ...probably has been eating a lot of them pigs for decades.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bhaktajan View Post
    So now I can speak about what I sense?

    I am a vegetarian and have been reminded many times about "a pig's Life" ie:

    a] a pig will eat his own stool and be quite satiated and content;
    b] a pig will have sex with his own mother ... and be quite satiated and content;
    c] a pigs sty is a combination of mud and warm stool mixed together
    d] aside from that they make great pets because they are intelligent.

    That is all that comes to mind right now.

    PS: IMHO, I have always supposed that a person that has more or less a countenance that resembles a pig ...probably has been eating a lot of them pigs for decades.
    Just a quick observation, but it seems you enjoy your own shit as well. Cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Threedee View Post
    IOW, you were able to sense the smell of heaven.

    "little bit little bit"

    But once you fully entered the odd smells etc were not noticeable anymore.

    Any way that smell has gone away along spittoons replaced by sofas and Oxicotin.


    Soon the wafting smell of Hindu kush hashish will be coming from every corner school yard...so let's watch how long that fad lasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    Just a quick observation, but it seems you enjoy your own shit as well. Cheers
    I can rely on your services as an expert witness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bhaktajan View Post
    So now I can speak about what I sense?

    I am a vegetarian and have been reminded many times about "a pig's Life" ie:

    a] a pig will eat his own stool and be quite satiated and content;
    b] a pig will have sex with his own mother ... and be quite satiated and content;
    c] a pigs sty is a combination of mud and warm stool mixed together
    d] aside from that they make great pets because they are intelligent.

    That is all that comes to mind right now.

    PS: IMHO, I have always supposed that a person that has more or less a countenance that resembles a pig ...probably has been eating a lot of them pigs for decades.
    So liberals ARE just pigs.
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