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Thread: Drunk Melania Trips, Needs to be Held Up

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    Default Drunk Melania Trips, Needs to be Held Up

    Oops. Then again, who could blame her for using something to dull the pain of being hitched to the doofus. </rhetorical>



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    Nah.. Its probably her spiked heels that caught in the turf.

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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not too bad for a lady who never drinks alcohol with not one single other stumble recorded.
    Abortion rights dogma can obscure human reason & harden the human heart so much that the same person who feels
    empathy for animal suffering can lack compassion for unborn children who experience lethal violence and excruciating
    pain in abortion.

    Unborn animals are protected in their nesting places, humans are not. To abort something is to end something
    which has begun. To abort life is to end it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Stretch View Post
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not too bad for a lady who never drinks alcohol with not one single other stumble recorded.
    Must be drugs then.

    What you mean is, in the brief time Melania's been in the public eye there has only been one stumble recorded.


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    At least no one has to worry about throwing out their back catching her.....

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    She has to be careful, she is 5 lbs away from finding out what is in her prenup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sailor View Post
    At least no one has to worry about throwing out their back catching her.....
    Yes...and Melania can stumble in 5 languages, too!
    Abortion rights dogma can obscure human reason & harden the human heart so much that the same person who feels
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    pain in abortion.

    Unborn animals are protected in their nesting places, humans are not. To abort something is to end something
    which has begun. To abort life is to end it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Stretch View Post
    Yes...and Melania can stumble in 5 languages, too!
    Whatsa matter with you guys? Can't take a little joke at Melania's expense?

    Maybe she wasn't drunk. Maybe she just took one too many "mother's little helpers."
    Last edited by christiefan915; 03-20-2018 at 05:07 PM. Reason: typo


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    Quote Originally Posted by christiefan915 View Post
    Whatsa matter with you guys? Can't take a little joke at Melania's expense?

    Maybe she wasn't drunk. Maybe she just took one two many "mother's little helpers."
    It's cool.....we're all having a little fun with it.
    Abortion rights dogma can obscure human reason & harden the human heart so much that the same person who feels
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    pain in abortion.

    Unborn animals are protected in their nesting places, humans are not. To abort something is to end something
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    look at her ankles while she walks

    the boots dont fit her tight enough to walk in think grass


    but the point is


    remember the stories you shits would make up when other first ladies stumbled

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stretch View Post
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not too bad for a lady who never drinks alcohol with not one single other stumble recorded.
    Paybacks are hell huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stretch View Post
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not too bad for a lady who never drinks alcohol with not one single other stumble recorded.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nordberg View Post
    She has to be careful, she is 5 lbs away from finding out what is in her prenup.
    Smartass!! (My kind of boardie!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by christiefan915 View Post
    Oops. Then again, who could blame her for using something to dull the pain of being hitched to the doofus. </rhetorical>

    A good belly laugh is good for the soul. I looped the video of Hillary falling on the steps...twice. It was very funny.....when you loop it in reverse over and over. It happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by christiefan915 View Post
    Whatsa matter with you guys? Can't take a little joke at Melania's expense?

    Maybe she wasn't drunk. Maybe she just took one two many "mother's little helpers."
    Do you consider your joke a current event? I take it you're a man who never wore kickin shoes that had tall heals that made it difficult to walk on soft ground like grass. I'm guessing you put this up because of several reasons. Perhaps it's your hatred of Trump, your jealousy of Melania, or some kind of warped comparison to Hillary falling oft times because of her either drunkenness or the progression of her medical condition or both. It could be any or all of those reasons. Perhaps more.
    Whatever your reasons, this isn't something that can be considered a current event.

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