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    Default About to head to work in 2 hours

    Sheesh, that's nice. I wonder how Popeye's will be? I sure do miss eating/stealing that fried chicken. Man it's fun driving.
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    Work ?????

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    I have the day off and went surfing this morning.

    I just made a cup of coffee.

    Later, I'm going to wash my car.

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    I just scratched my shoulder.
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    The internet has made naval-gazing into an art form.

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    I just picked my nose everyone!
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    I farted.
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    I'm thinking about masturbating.

    Nah, I won't masturbate.

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    Hmmm...

    Maybe I should? O the terrible indecision!

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    UPDATE:

    I eventually decided NOT to masturbate. Thankyou for your time.

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    I killed a kitten thinking Watermark was gonna masterbate.
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    Someone is running the sweeper down the hall...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    I farted.
    beat me to it.


    Maybe sniffed my armpit to see how my deodorant was holding up ?

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    you guys are disgusting.


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