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    Default WM's Libertarian theory

    I think that every libertarian knew one really hot girl, really wanted to bang her/did bang her, and she rejected him/broke up with him. And that's how they got to be so apathetic and greedy, because they're bitter and want the rest of the world to suffer like they have.

    + they're all stalkers.

    I think I get major props for finding the root cause of libertarianism.

    Maybe, one day, with the advent of sex robots, we can solve this terrible affliction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Threedee View Post
    Or perhaps you're not one because you haven't even gotten close to being laid.
    I have gotten closer than you, and I am not 22.
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    You are both pathetic.
    “I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.”

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    Yeah but they have a good sense of humor about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Threedee View Post
    I'm still 21, and I have had Clinton sex. Not with anyone worth bragging about though, but it could explain why I am half-way to libertarianism...
    You had sex with Chelsea clinton?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gonzojournals View Post
    You are both pathetic.
    True.

    You are a fascist. O the pwnage.e
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    Quote Originally Posted by Watermark View Post
    True.

    You are a fascist. O the pwnage.e
    A fascist that started getting laid at 14 and hasn't stopped since.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gonzojournals View Post
    A fascist that started getting laid at 14 and hasn't stopped since.
    That chafing must be brutal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Epicurus View Post
    That chafing must be brutal.

    Makes sense...gonzo did say he was a switch hitter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epicurus View Post
    That chafing must be brutal.
    +a trillion WM point

    (WM points are not redeemable in Grind points. Offer only valid in Texas.)
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    My theory on former libertarians....

    They gravitated to libertarianism for its strong arguments. They then expressed them to some girl that claimed the views were too radical or unsympathetic to the poor. Being queers, they cried a lot about it, wrote some stupid poetry and then altered their views. They still got jilted by the chick with some new reason.

    Advice for such losers... avoid politics or religion until after you have had sex with them. Of course, they are still likely to dump you since you are insecure and a lousy lay.
    Leviticus 19:33 And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not do him wrong. 34 The stranger that sojourneth with you shall be unto you as the homeborn among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RStringfield View Post
    My theory on former libertarians....

    They gravitated to libertarianism for its strong arguments.
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

    I stopped reading right there.
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    Like I'd talk to a girl I knew about POLITICS, for christ sake.

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