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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    Nothing prettier than the sight of one of those things wrapped around a large pole.
    Yes there is. You in the driver's seat wrapped around that pole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CFM View Post
    Yes there is. You in the driver's seat wrapped around that pole.
    We all know what kind of pole you like to wrap yourself around.

    Or wrap your lips around, anyway.
    https://i.postimg.cc/PqVCnGks/gojoe1.jpg
    C'MON MAN!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    We all know what kind of pole you like to wrap yourself around.

    Or wrap your lips around, anyway.
    Now that is a quip of brilliance. Originality at it's finest right there, people! Almost astonishing (almost ).
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    We have the intellect to imagine the finality of our own demise but do not have the sophistication to overcome our survival instinct and accept it.
    Solution? Magical thinking and childish promises of everlasting life.
    Ergo, religion.

    rac·ist
    rāsəst/noun
    a person who believes that a particular race is superior to another.
    Ask yourself honestly if this describes what you believe to be true.
    If the answer is yes, you are a racist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leonthecat View Post
    They video was oddly satisfying... Who knew watching super-expensive cars getting wrecked would cause a visual orgasm lol

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    Just because you have all that HP, doesn't mean you know how to harness it.

    Not all boys should get toys.
    ONE-N-DONE, YOU GOT PLAYED; Time To Play-On
    Remember ... ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES ... So STFU Bitch

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