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    Default Superb owl winner is predetermined

    It is I.

    Disagree if you like.

    I won't give a hoot.

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    Fake damo.
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    I am the most superb owl. That is self-evident.

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    I can predict the winner with 100% certainty.

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    The winner is myself. I am indisputably the superb owl. Silly ball games pale in comparison.

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    Winner of the narcissism contest? I think Trump would like to have a word with you.
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    I am more superb than anyone. I am the superb owl.

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    I am the superb owl. I shall declare this fifty-two times.

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    As the superb owl, I declare petty sporting contests less relevant than raising awareness of my status as superb.

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    Being superb is my natural state. I am the superb owl.

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