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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    but is does have the answers like you propose huh sociopathic republican voter
    This was about Robots and you failed to stay on topic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    Infant's flesh will be in season throughout the year, but more plentiful in March, and a little before and after; for we are told by a grave author, an eminent French physician, that fish being a prolific diet, there are more children born in Roman Catholic countries about nine months after Lent than at any other season; therefore, reckoning a year after Lent, the markets will be more glutted than usual, because the number of popish infants is at least three to one in this kingdom: and therefore it will have one other collateral advantage, by lessening the number of papists among us.
    I have already computed the charge of nursing a beggar's child (in which list I reckon all cottagers, laborers, and four-fifths of the farmers) to be about two shillings per annum, rags included; and I believe no gentleman would repine to give ten shillings for the carcass of a good fat child, which, as I have said, will make four dishes of excellent nutritive meat, when he hath only some particular friend or his own family to dine with him. Thus the squire will learn to be a good landlord, and grow popular among his tenants; the mother will have eight shillings net profit, and be fit for work till she produces another child
    I wasn't aware that along with your crack habit, that you were also a cannibal.
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    http://www.art-bin.com/art/omodest.html





    A Modest Proposal

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    For Making Them Beneficial to The Public

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    pretty old joke


    you however fell for it because you dont read much

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    http://www.art-bin.com/art/omodest.html





    A Modest Proposal

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    For Preventing The Children of Poor People in Ireland
    From Being Aburden to Their Parents or Country, and
    For Making Them Beneficial to The Public

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    By Jonathan Swift (1729)



    pretty old joke


    you however fell for it because you dont read much
    Still has nothing to do with the OP or robots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    This was about Robots and you failed to stay on topic.
    Jesus, even in a thread like this the effing loony just can't stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    did you read it
    Yeh that's right loony, Jonathan Swift was talking about robots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shape Shifter View Post
    Yeh that's right loony, Jonathan Swift was talking about robots.
    This should cheer you up:

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