Trump Warns That Dumping Roy Moore Could Start a Dangerous Trend of Believing Women

[signalmankenneth]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Breaking his silence on Alabama’s embattled Republican nominee for the U.S. Senate, Donald Trump warned on Wednesday that dumping Roy Moore could start a “dangerous trend” of believing women.

“I think we need to be very, very careful here,” Trump told reporters. “This is not just about Roy Moore.

This is about our country deciding that we are going to start believing women, something that we have never done before.

“This is a very dangerous road we’re heading down,” he said.

Trump cautioned that, if instituted, a new practice of believing women would “totally destroy” the system that the country already has in place. “For years we’ve had a system of believing men,” he said. “It’s worked very well. It’s done a great job.”

He said that he was considering a number of measures to stem the tide of women’s credibility, including an executive order banning women from giving believable accounts to the press. “That’s something we’re looking into,” he indicated.

Trump painted a doomsday scenario of what might happen if the “very bad trend” of believing women gained traction in the country. “If people believe Roy Moore’s five accusers, what happens to a man who has, say, about twenty accusers?” he asked. “I don’t like where this is going.”

By Andy Borowitz

[Phantasmal]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Breaking his silence on Alabama’s embattled Republican nominee for the U.S. Senate, Donald Trump warned on Wednesday that dumping Roy Moore could start a “dangerous trend” of believing women.

“I think we need to be very, very careful here,” Trump told reporters. “This is not just about Roy Moore.

This is about our country deciding that we are going to start believing women, something that we have never done before.

“This is a very dangerous road we’re heading down,” he said.

Trump cautioned that, if instituted, a new practice of believing women would “totally destroy” the system that the country already has in place. “For years we’ve had a system of believing men,” he said. “It’s worked very well. It’s done a great job.”

He said that he was considering a number of measures to stem the tide of women’s credibility, including an executive order banning women from giving believable accounts to the press. “That’s something we’re looking into,” he indicated.

Trump painted a doomsday scenario of what might happen if the “very bad trend” of believing women gained traction in the country. “If people believe Roy Moore’s five accusers, what happens to a man who has, say, about twenty accusers?” he asked. “I don’t like where this is going.”

By Andy Borowitz

Andy is hilarious

[cancel2 2022]

So basically what is being said here that human vultures like Gloria Allred should always be believed, is that it? She has point blank refused to release the yearbook, so what does that tell you? This has all the hallmarks of a new form of McCarthyism instigated by the Left, enjoy your Pyrrhic victories whilst you can.

[Stretch]

So basically what is being said here that human vultures like Gloria Allred should always be believed, is that it? She has point blank refused to release the yearbook, so what does that tell you? This has all the hallmarks of a new form of McCarthyism instigated by the Left, enjoy your Pyrrhic victories whilst you can.

He didn't put up the link. I googled it....it's by a "comedy writer" for the New Yorker.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...0Newsletter%20

[cancel2 2022]

He didn't put up the link. I googled it....it's by a "comedy writer" for the New Yorker.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...0Newsletter%20

It matters little to Kartoon Ken, he has a visceral hatred for all things Trump.

[Darth Omar]

Weaponizing false claims of sexual harassment should carry a stiff penalty.

[PostmodernProphet]

whenever kenny posts something, the first thing you have to ask is "what did they REALLY say?".......

[Phantasmal]

He didn't put up the link. I googled it....it's by a "comedy writer" for the New Yorker.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...0Newsletter%20

He did put up and link, see the blue letters in parathesis, the Borowitz Report, and most savvy people know Borowitz is a sattrical writer.

[katzgar]

So basically what is being said here that human vultures like Gloria Allred should always be believed, is that it? She has point blank refused to release the yearbook, so what does that tell you? This has all the hallmarks of a new form of McCarthyism instigated by the Left, enjoy your Pyrrhic victories whilst you can.

what a warped comment

[Phantasmal]

Poor souls who don’t understand good satire.

[katzgar]

He didn't put up the link. I googled it....it's by a "comedy writer" for the New Yorker.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...0Newsletter%20

he did put up the link, you are just clueless

[Phantasmal]

what a warped comment

We have to cut poor Tom some slack, he lacks a good sense of humor.

[katzgar]

We have to cut poor Tom some slack, he lacks a good sense of humor.

mmmm, nope

[Phantasmal]

mmmm, nope

Well, I was feeling generous this morning, having a great chuckle over being threadbanned from Stretch’s threads!

[PostmodernProphet]

He did put up and link, see the blue letters in parathesis, the Borowitz Report, and most savvy people know Borowitz is a sattrical writer.

lol....let's be honest.....this is the first that kenny suspected this wasn't a Reuters news release.......