Eagle_Eye (11-18-2017)
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Breaking his silence on Alabama’s embattled Republican nominee for the U.S. Senate, Donald Trump warned on Wednesday that dumping Roy Moore could start a “dangerous trend” of believing women.
“I think we need to be very, very careful here,” Trump told reporters. “This is not just about Roy Moore.
This is about our country deciding that we are going to start believing women, something that we have never done before.
“This is a very dangerous road we’re heading down,” he said.
Trump cautioned that, if instituted, a new practice of believing women would “totally destroy” the system that the country already has in place. “For years we’ve had a system of believing men,” he said. “It’s worked very well. It’s done a great job.”
He said that he was considering a number of measures to stem the tide of women’s credibility, including an executive order banning women from giving believable accounts to the press. “That’s something we’re looking into,” he indicated.
Trump painted a doomsday scenario of what might happen if the “very bad trend” of believing women gained traction in the country. “If people believe Roy Moore’s five accusers, what happens to a man who has, say, about twenty accusers?” he asked. “I don’t like where this is going.”
By Andy Borowitz
Eagle_Eye (11-18-2017)
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So basically what is being said here that human vultures like Gloria Allred should always be believed, is that it? She has point blank refused to release the yearbook, so what does that tell you? This has all the hallmarks of a new form of McCarthyism instigated by the Left, enjoy your Pyrrhic victories whilst you can.
He didn't put up the link. I googled it....it's by a "comedy writer" for the New Yorker.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...0Newsletter%20
Abortion rights dogma can obscure human reason & harden the human heart so much that the same person who feels
empathy for animal suffering can lack compassion for unborn children who experience lethal violence and excruciating
pain in abortion.
Unborn animals are protected in their nesting places, humans are not. To abort something is to end something
which has begun. To abort life is to end it.
Phantasmal (11-18-2017)
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Stretch (11-18-2017)
Weaponizing false claims of sexual harassment should carry a stiff penalty.
Coup has started. First of many steps. Impeachment will follow ultimately~WB attorney Mark Zaid, January 2017
Rune (11-19-2017)
whenever kenny posts something, the first thing you have to ask is "what did they REALLY say?".......
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Cypress (11-18-2017), Phantasmal (11-18-2017), Rune (11-19-2017)
Poor souls who don’t understand good satire.
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