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    Default Jimmy Kimmel's brilliant, must-see monologue from last night.

    Great stuff re: the Graham-Cassidy bill

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    You seen Ben Shapiro's response? His kid had same surgery and went to same doctor in LA
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    Jimmy Kimmel is an idiot. Only an idiot would listen to him about health care policy. Oh, see OP


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    That's what happens when the creator says it has to pass the Jimmy Kimmel test. You give a leftwing liberal actor the moral highground and the floor.

    Epic GOP fail. Being PC will never work for them.
    Keep changing the names. It doesn't change the meaning.



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    Only two people were needed to defeat the GOP's latest Trumpcare bill...
    Jimmy Kimmel and John McShame.
    I can't stop laughing...
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    Too bad I'm not King of America. I'd implement Moosecare which would satisfy most but I'd be honest about it not being cheap. It would be called the Fairness in Healthcare Act.
    I'd also do the same with social security.
    For both you could choose the gubmint option and allow yourselves to get fucked which is what stupid liberals would choose or the private option which is what intelligent liberals and everybody else would choose. What's most important is everybody would be forced to participate at gunpoint, which is the only way it would work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish View Post
    That's what happens when the creator says it has to pass the Jimmy Kimmel test. You give a leftwing liberal actor the moral highground and the floor.

    Epic GOP fail. Being PC will never work for them.
    That is why I never give liberals quarter

    Kimmel got his talking points from Chucky Schumer

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    Greedy right-wing fuckwads (like the ones who've responded to this thread so far) don't give a shit about making health care affordable and available to everyone until they're the ones who need it.

    They talk a lot of moronic tough guy sounding shit, then when they need help, go crying "GIMME GIMME GIMME" to the gub'mint with both hands out.



    The political right is the ideological home of the immature, juvenile minded jackasses of society.

    Jimmy Kimmel was spot on.

    He had the humility to freely and openly admit that he's not an expert on the subject, but pointed out all of the health care related organizations who ARE experts on the subject....



    ....and who also OPPOSE the latest awful, useless, greedy, good for nothing piece of shit Republican "health care" plan.

    Bet you won't hear one right-wing idiot who's posted in this thread explain why the organizations represented in Kimmel's screen graphic are all unified in their opposition to Graham-Cassidy as well as every other so-called "health care plan" the Repugnants have come up with.

    It will just be more of their usual side-stepping obfuscating and obnoxious insults totally devoid of substance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teflon Don View Post
    That is why I never give liberals quarter

    Kimmel got his talking points from Chucky Schumer
    You couldn't afford a quarter.

    A quarter is more than your brain is worth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish View Post
    That's what happens when the creator says it has to pass the Jimmy Kimmel test. You give a leftwing liberal actor the moral highground and the floor.

    Epic GOP fail. Being PC will never work for them.
    Kimmel obviously has more common sense, core-values and decency that the entire GOP and political right combined.

    But then again, most liberals and Democrats can honestly make the same claim.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    You couldn't afford a quarter.

    A quarter is more than your brain is worth.
    Why I am I not surprised you didn’t understand how I used the word. You actually thought I meant twenty five cents

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    Greedy right-wing fuckwads (like the ones who've responded to this thread so far) don't give a shit about making health care affordable and available to everyone until they're the ones who need it.

    They talk a lot of moronic tough guy sounding shit, then when they need help, go crying "GIMME GIMME GIMME" to the gub'mint with both hands out.



    The political right is the ideological home of the immature, juvenile minded jackasses of society.

    Jimmy Kimmel was spot on.

    He had the humility to freely and openly admit that he's not an expert on the subject, but pointed out all of the health care related organizations who ARE experts on the subject....



    ....and who also OPPOSE the latest awful, useless, greedy, good for nothing piece of shit Republican "health care" plan.

    Bet you won't hear one right-wing idiot who's posted in this thread explain why the organizations represented in Kimmel's screen graphic are all unified in their opposition to Graham-Cassidy as well as every other so-called "health care plan" the Repugnants have come up with.

    It will just be more of their usual side-stepping obfuscating and obnoxious insults totally devoid of substance.
    Why is it greedy to want to keep your own property?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teflon Don View Post
    Jimmy Kimmel is an idiot. Only an idiot would listen to him about health care policy. Oh, see OP
    Anyone who openly supports a brainless turd like Trump has no room to call anyone else an idiot.

    Why have all those organizations like The AMA, The American Cancer Society, The Diabetes Association, The American Heart Association, The American Lung Association, etc, etc, etc, etc..... ALL OPPOSED every plan the Repugnants have proposed???

    Can you answer that, idiot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teflon Don View Post
    Why is it greedy to want to keep your own property?
    It's not.

    Until it passes the point of being harmful to the common good of society.

    Then it becomes greedy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teflon Don View Post
    Why I am I not surprised you didn’t understand how I used the word. You actually thought I meant twenty five cents

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    Why I am I not surprised you didn’t understand how I made a play on your words. You actually thought I thought you meant twenty five cents

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahhahahajahhahahahahahhahaha ahahahahhaha

    Dumbass.
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