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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    This thread made me miss out on a lot of fun, because I really tried to curb my vices and purify my soul in preparation for the Great Rapture of 23 September 2017.
    Crap. I guess you didn't get the invitation to the JPP bacchanalia and orgy then? Darn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    A free pass, eh?

    Hopefully Stretch will give us plenty of heads up next time the Rapture is predicted. I need a head start to curb my vices.
    Curb? I plan to get all of mine in before it's all halos and harps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    I always wondered how people working in mines or on submarines were supposed to get raptured.
    Hmm. I never thought of that! I guess if you're one of the astronauts on the ISS, though, you'll be in line first for the best seats!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    Crap. I guess you didn't get the invitation to the JPP bacchanalia and orgy then? Darn.
    Sadly, Stretch's premature prognostication caused me to burn all my porn, and pour all my vodka down the drain.

    (just kidding)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    Sadly, Stretch's premature prognostication caused me to burn all my porn, and pour all my vodka down the drain.

    (just kidding)


    Well, they got better stuff now anyways. Plus weed is legal in more and more places!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stretch View Post
    This missionary Pastor explains this in very succinct, simple and clear language.

    Watch it to the end with a calcualtor if you must, but the math is truly obvious and simple. This guy's got the numbers and WOW, do they ever add up!!!!


    "Christians are not called to be the setters of dates and the anticipation of the calendar....this kind of thinking should be an embarrassment to Biblical Christians"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch Uncle View Post
    I have a special relationship with God and simply partied like it was 1999 all over again.
    But were you raptured?
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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    misdirection.......9/23/17 was not the end of the world........it was merely the date the Demmycrats conceived their plan to steal the 2020 election......
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    But were you raptured?
    Raptured, no. Enraptured, yes.

    God bless America and those who defend our Constitution.

    "Hatred is a failure of imagination" - Graham Greene, "The Power and the Glory"

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    misdirection.......9/23/17 was not the end of the world........it was merely the date the Demmycrats conceived their plan to steal the 2020 election......
    Proving once again you are either insane or a Satanic liar.
    God bless America and those who defend our Constitution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch Uncle View Post
    Raptured, no. Enraptured, yes.

    Did it deliver as billed?
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch Uncle View Post
    Proving once again you are either insane or a Satanic liar.
    I don't miss seeing his posts. It's been about a decade, and there is still no 'there' there
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    Did it deliver as billed?
    I came twice. Does that count?
    God bless America and those who defend our Constitution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    I don't miss seeing his posts. It's been about a decade, and there is still no 'there' there
    Mostly trolling as evil minions of Satan often do.

    No worries.
    God bless America and those who defend our Constitution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch Uncle View Post
    Proving once again you are either insane or a Satanic liar.
    no dumbfuck lib'rul has ever proved anything correctly.......which means your post is probably proof that I was right.......
    Isaiah 6:5
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