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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    This thread made me miss out on a lot of fun, because I really tried to curb my vices and purify my soul in preparation for the Great Rapture of 23 September 2017.
    Crap. I guess you didn't get the invitation to the JPP bacchanalia and orgy then? Darn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    A free pass, eh?

    Hopefully Stretch will give us plenty of heads up next time the Rapture is predicted. I need a head start to curb my vices.
    Curb? I plan to get all of mine in before it's all halos and harps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    I always wondered how people working in mines or on submarines were supposed to get raptured.
    Hmm. I never thought of that! I guess if you're one of the astronauts on the ISS, though, you'll be in line first for the best seats!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    Crap. I guess you didn't get the invitation to the JPP bacchanalia and orgy then? Darn.
    Sadly, Stretch's premature prognostication caused me to burn all my porn, and pour all my vodka down the drain.

    (just kidding)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    Sadly, Stretch's premature prognostication caused me to burn all my porn, and pour all my vodka down the drain.

    (just kidding)


    Well, they got better stuff now anyways. Plus weed is legal in more and more places!
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