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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    But were you raptured?
    I started to feel light on my feet that day, but it may have been the vodka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    no dumbfuck lib'rul has ever proved anything correctly.......which means your post is probably proof that I was right.......
    Why should they? You prove your one of Satan's cocksuckers all the time by spreading hate.

    It's not that hard, son. Jesus was clear on how to act like a Christian. You are the furthest thing from that guidance. This is clearly the guidance you follow:

    God bless America and those who defend our Constitution.

    "Hatred is a failure of imagination" - Graham Greene, "The Power and the Glory"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch Uncle View Post
    I came twice. Does that count?
    Meh. 'Rapture' conjures something a little more impressive.

    Like two orgasms AND a sammich
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    I started to feel light on my feet that day, but it may have been the vodka.
    I've never tried Rapture brand Vodka, but they advertise it every Sunday morning during the mega church shows.
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch Uncle View Post
    I masterbate to dead embryos and Satan gives me doggie treats
    and its a sad state of affairs......
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    Meh. 'Rapture' conjures something a little more impressive.

    Like two orgasms AND a sammich
    That'd definitely make for a great day.
    God bless America and those who defend our Constitution.

    "Hatred is a failure of imagination" - Graham Greene, "The Power and the Glory"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    I started to feel light on my feet that day, but it may have been the vodka.
    Something tells me you're a little light in the loafers every day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    I always wondered how people working in mines or on submarines were supposed to get raptured.
    Teleportation. God can do anything!
    God bless America and those who defend our Constitution.

    "Hatred is a failure of imagination" - Graham Greene, "The Power and the Glory"

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