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    In a time of global climate change, inner city murder and terrorism, a superhero has emerged to mitigate the corrosion. Nuclear powered and photovoltaically tanned, Environment Man is friend to the poor, enemy of the evil doers, and dangerous to those ruining the Earth. Wind propelled and mobile via plug-in hydrogen fuel cell hybrid electric environmentmobile, E-Man wants the public to know this: "It is now, it is always, it will be.....Environment Man."

    Environment Man is the epitome of the post-ironic 21st century American cultural attitude who combines environmentalism with capitalism and melds it into a character that is completely contemporary.

    My name is Environment Man, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Green Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, God Almighty. Father to a great son, husband to a future wife. And I will have my justice, in this life or the next.

    Born in the wilderness, spawn of lightning and the darkness of night. Raised by wolves on ice flows too cold for polar bears. I'm half eagle and half shark. I can lick my weight in bobcats. I've plowed virgin lands with tornadoes and emptied rivers and lakes with my thirst. Once while sailing around the world, I discovered a short cut and my passport requires no photo. As a young man, I taught sailors how to drink, cuss and love their women. I once brought a knife to a gunfight just to even the odds. I teach German Shepards how to bark in Russian. I have won the lifetime achievement award...twice. I am Environment Man.

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    back?.......

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    Clearly you two do not know me.

    You will.

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    Clearly you two do not know me.

    You will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    back?.......
    Yes. Many here will know me from other boards.

    That makes Eman 'back.'

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    Welcome aboard Eman, good to cya back on the block.....

    It is really sad that some in our country have more trust & respect for foreign adversarial leaders than our own loyal opposition.

    “But I suppose the most revolutionary act one can engage in is... to tell the truth.”
    ― Howard Zinn

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    evince who are you and what are you talking about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Environment Man View Post
    evince who are you and what are you talking about?
    Get used to it, Environment Man.
    Free speech is cool as long as it jibes with our program.

    -- The Left


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    No.

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    Nice Gladiator rip off.

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    There is no Orange option.

    Hello Eman
    kag: to choke something down in disgust

    Keep America Gagging

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    Quote Originally Posted by Threedee View Post
    Wow, I think this is our first troll to operate under the haze of pot for his material.

    Biography:

    Grind is one of the internets most beloved and influential political thinkers and deep-level theorists in the modern era. He rose to prominence in early 2015 when he alleged, contrary to the dominant theory of christiefanism of the time, that Bill Clintons wife was indeed running for president and wasn't considering settling down to be a grandmother. In 2016, Grind was one of the key figures in proposing the new revolutionary theory of "30% is not a rare occurrence" which shook up the JPP political landscape like no other theory ever had before. His academic prowess, deep-level analysis and remarkable insight into human nature and psychology will undoubtedly result in further complexities being untangled and laid bare. He currently resides in boston, his hobbies include #rekking libs, vaping, and patriotism. You can find him in a thread near you.

    Testimonials about my patented system:

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    Grind is basically right
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    Grind’s got you beat by miles. He is very intelligent.

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    Don't fuck up.

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