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    In a time of global climate change, inner city murder and terrorism, a superhero has emerged to mitigate the corrosion. Nuclear powered and photovoltaically tanned, Environment Man is friend to the poor, enemy of the evil doers, and dangerous to those ruining the Earth. Wind propelled and mobile via plug-in hydrogen fuel cell hybrid electric environmentmobile, E-Man wants the public to know this: "It is now, it is always, it will be.....Environment Man."

    Environment Man is the epitome of the post-ironic 21st century American cultural attitude who combines environmentalism with capitalism and melds it into a character that is completely contemporary.

    My name is Environment Man, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Green Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, God Almighty. Father to a great son, husband to a future wife. And I will have my justice, in this life or the next.

    Born in the wilderness, spawn of lightning and the darkness of night. Raised by wolves on ice flows too cold for polar bears. I'm half eagle and half shark. I can lick my weight in bobcats. I've plowed virgin lands with tornadoes and emptied rivers and lakes with my thirst. Once while sailing around the world, I discovered a short cut and my passport requires no photo. As a young man, I taught sailors how to drink, cuss and love their women. I once brought a knife to a gunfight just to even the odds. I teach German Shepards how to bark in Russian. I have won the lifetime achievement award...twice. I am Environment Man.

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    back?.......

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    Clearly you two do not know me.

    You will.

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    Clearly you two do not know me.

    You will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    back?.......
    Yes. Many here will know me from other boards.

    That makes Eman 'back.'

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    Welcome aboard Eman, good to cya back on the block.....
    "There is no question former President Trump bears moral responsibility. His supporters stormed the Capitol because of the unhinged falsehoods he shouted into the world’s largest megaphone," McConnell wrote. "His behavior during and after the chaos was also unconscionable, from attacking Vice President Mike Pence during the riot to praising the criminals after it ended."



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    evince who are you and what are you talking about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Environment Man View Post
    evince who are you and what are you talking about?
    Get used to it, Environment Man.
    Free speech is cool as long as it jibes with our program.

    -- The Left


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    No.

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    Nice Gladiator rip off.

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    There is no Orange option.

    Hello Eman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Threedee View Post
    Wow, I think this is our first troll to operate under the haze of pot for his material.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Grind is basically right
    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    Grind’s got you beat by miles. He is very intelligent.

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    Don't fuck up.

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