Police destroy evidence

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To think that you came from the same country as John Cleese.

To think you come from the same city as Sixto Rodriguez.

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Chappaqua police report finding a man's body in the Saw Mill river.The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a 'Hillary Clinton for President T-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.

The police removed the Clinton T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment. In spite of what we sometimes think, the police do care.



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Then why is Nomad's account still active?