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  1. 05-17-2017, 03:53 PM #1 | Top
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    Default How many lawyers on this board?

    Or claim to be?

    Seems like an awful lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aloysious View Post
    Or claim to be?

    Seems like an awful lot.
    I can tell you for certain who is not.....
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    I can tell you for certain, I am.......
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    I'm a lawyer.
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34
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    Quote Originally Posted by (((GLOBALIST))) View Post
    I'm a lawyer.
    dude, you could never pass a bar......
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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernRacistScumBall View Post
    I can tell you for certain, I am most definitely not.......
    You are a Pastor, Pimp.
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    I would kill someone who didn't pay me, after I give them a blowjob.
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    Harvey birdman is my attorney at law...
    Even so, Come, Lord Jesus
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    Quote Originally Posted by iewitness View Post
    Harvey birdman is my attorney at law...
    okay gomer...
    USFREEDOM911 Expresses one of his homosexual prison rape fantasies;
    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    he may be getting several boners, they just won't be his.
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    Buckkkle is so stupid he even believes his own posts......even though he knows he made them up......
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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    Buckkkle is so stupid he even believes his own posts......even though he knows he made them up......
    He's just stupid posting or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aloysious View Post
    Or claim to be?

    Seems like an awful lot.
    The answer is Zero.
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    Quote Originally Posted by (((GLOBALIST))) View Post
    I'm a lawyer.
    Me too. I charge $1000/hr. and have ten associates working for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aloysious View Post
    Me too. I charge $1000/hr. and have ten associates working for me.
    fire nine of them and you'll only need to charge $100......
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