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    Default OH NO! WHAT'S A RED NECK TO DO!!!!!

    http://www.wtkr.com/global/story.asp?s=7625589

    Today, a Chesapeake lawmaker plans to introduce a bill that will ban "truck nuts" from your truck or SUV.

    The nutty idea is the brainchild of Delegate Lionell Spruill. We're talking about the fake testicles people hang on the backs of their vehicles. Spruill's bill would ban anything on a car or truck that looked like human genitalia.

    "Yeah, I definitely think those should be outlawed. I don't approve of that," says one local woman we talked to.

    But others think its no big deal.

    "Nah, that's not vulgar, that's funny," says one man.

    Spruill says these types of dangling do-dads are tacky, vulgar, and downright embarassing. It still has a long way to go before it ever becomes law.

    "It comes to a point where there are certain things you just can't do. And putting testicles on the back of a truck is just too much. So I am trying to stop it," he tells NewsChannel 3 in an interview.

    Spruill says the idea for the bill came to him after the daughter of one of the people in his district saw a pair of the testicles hanging from the back of a truck in traffic. That's when Spruill put the bill in action. Although he says he hasn't found anyone to co-sponsor it with him.
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    LOL, yeah that is a very critical topic there. forget the war and economy.
    The few I have seen were bull type testicles. one thing for sure they were not politicians balls

    That would requre an attached magnifying device to see them.
    Bush doubled the debt from 5 trillion to 10 trillion.
    Proving tax cuts work!

    Bush asked for and signed for the TARP money.
    The Republican senate leader backed Bush on this.

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    Default But a real Redneck............

    doesn't have to put fake testicles hanging from his bumper...his 'Kahunas' are in the drivers seat...where they belong...gotta problemo with this..?

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    LOL, I think we should also cut all the testicles off of any animal able to roam freely. It would be a shame if a child saw a pair of nuts and had to ask their parents what they are.
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    Lets see the rear view of your truck BB ?
    Just checking....
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    Bush asked for and signed for the TARP money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DigitalDave View Post
    LOL, I think we should also cut all the testicles off of any animal able to roam freely. It would be a shame if a child saw a pair of nuts and had to ask their parents what they are.
    yeah darned ignorant city folks....
    the guy proposing this ban just did not have the balls to discuss such things with his child.

    Is the guy a rep or dem ?
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    Bush asked for and signed for the TARP money.
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    Default Only liberals see the rear view..........

    Quote Originally Posted by uscitizen View Post
    Lets see the rear view of your truck BB ?
    Just checking....
    as I mosey down the road...spewing dust in their silly VW bug faces...what do you drive? I suspect you have already seen my bumper!

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    People do that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Battleborne View Post
    as I mosey down the road...spewing dust in their silly VW bug faces...what do you drive? I suspect you have already seen my bumper!
    I doubt it have not been to NV for 20 years or so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gonzojournals View Post
    People do that?
    I see them all the time... it's kinda funny.
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    sure can tell from this thread who lives in redneck zones.

    you might live in a redneck zone if :

    you have heard a duke boys horn on the road.
    Bush doubled the debt from 5 trillion to 10 trillion.
    Proving tax cuts work!

    Bush asked for and signed for the TARP money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DigitalDave View Post
    I see them all the time... it's kinda funny.
    Never seen it.
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    LOL, I just think the entire thing is hilarious. I mean "truck nuts"? How do you even write the bill without laughing hysterically?
    "Fuck you niggers" July 11, 2009 Tinfoil explaining how conservatives are unfairly labeled as racists.

    "You deserve to be beheaded and for your head to placed on a pike, in the middle of the park, where children can see what happens to those that act the way you do." August 5, 2009 USFreedom911's response to a left leaning opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uscitizen View Post
    I doubt it have not been to NV for 20 years or so.


    are rednecks in Ky...My brothers trucks have been ahead of y'all for longer than twenty years!

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    They are funny and make the person who placed them a large part of the joke.

    Have no balls and must buy plastic prosthetic ones to place on thier vehicle because if they wore them themselfs they could not walk straight because they are not used to having balls.

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