Doggo dilemma

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She sleeps at my feet, and I feel guilty for waking her unless it is a business issue. Other than that I am a hostage.

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Is there a doggo hostage negotiation expert on JPP?

[Bourbon]

All I have to Say is "Rabbit" ... and no matter where my Dog is in the House, sleeping or not ... he springs to the Back Door ready to pounce.

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Lol

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My Percy was the same way. She was a pretty big dog too and would get too hot, I hated to wake her but I just couldn't sleep with that massive hot thing cuddled to my legs.

[mak2]

my old Dobie is so old he can barely get around. When I sleep close enough to the side of the bed or on the couch he stands flatfooted on the floor and puts his ice cold nose on my neck to wake me up so I will pet him. he stands there until he just has to lay down which isn't too long now days. I bring this up because that is why I am up an hour early, he woke me up with his nose. I am going to miss this old dog.

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Is there a doggo hostage negotiation expert on JPP?

No...but my wife has a recipe that could come in handy.

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I just ate a cold bigmac that was in my fridge for 12 hours

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I just ate a cold bigmac that was in my fridge for 12 hours

I gagged

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the bun was stiff and the meat had kinda melded together

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My dog wouldn't even eat that.

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the pickles were wilted

[Mott the Hoople]

the pickles were wilted

It’s the xantham gum they use in the special sauce. It denatures your pickle.

[Mott the Hoople]

Here’s my wife’s favorite dog recipe. It’s ok but personally I think it’s better with cat.

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Go to hell, mutt.