Eating Bacon has Health benefits!!

[tsuke]

Just learned today!! Two strips of bacon a day reduces your chance of being a suicide bomber 100% <3

[Mott the Hoople]

Just goes to show you...everything is better with bacon.

[Darth Omar]

Just goes to show you...everything is better with bacon.

I can't not thank a bacon post.

[iewitness]

actually, to be "allah" Lucifer's advocate; a poor muslim who ate two pieces of bacon would much more likely become a suicide bomber because he, being poor, would not be able to make the mecca journey or give money to the brotherhood or be a grand jihadist like barack. a poor muslim is more likely to murder to earn favor with "allah" Lucifer; according to the false prophet mohamed [damned forever]. the socially accepted moderate muslims [no such thing] are able to earn their favor with "allah" Lucifer [NOT] by being a pseudo do gooder, as long as jihad is advanced. this is why the suicide murderers/ shooters/ slashers will go ape shit indulging in sinful pleasures just before they fully submit to the will of "allah" Lucifer and do murder. in the end they will ALL be together with "allah" Lucifer, the original rebel, in torments/ hell. that felt good. I feel better now. thanks for the opportunity.

[Cancel 2018.2]

Bacon is for heathens. All who eat bacon are heathens.

[Minister of Truth]

Bacon is for heathens. All who eat bacon are heathens.

Wrong.

Also, this is not a current event, and should probably be moved to Off Topic.

[Cancel 2018.2]

You know what I hate about Bacon Puritans?

They think Bacon is all good and stuff.

Problem is:

[Cancel 2018.2]

Go Find Yourself Threedee.

[Minister of Truth]

Go Find Yourself Threedee.

Done. I'm sitting behind a keyboard.

I'm actually not a bacon purist (everything is NOT better with bacon, including Voodoo Doughnuts). It is a very Murrican substance, however, so I defend it.

[Darth Omar]

Done. I'm sitting behind a keyboard.

I'm actually not a bacon purist (everything is NOT better with bacon, including Voodoo Doughnuts). It is a very Murrican substance, however, so I defend it.

Maybe I shouldn't, but eat bacon most days. But it's after an hour in the gym.

All things in moderation.

[Cancel 2018.2]

Done. I'm sitting behind a keyboard.

I'm actually not a bacon purist (everything is NOT better with bacon, including Voodoo Doughnuts). It is a very Murrican substance, however, so I defend it.

Bacon me this:

sourdough bread, toasted with butter

egg, over easy, make two if you want

tomato

onion

cheddar chease

and......bacon

GFY

[Mott the Hoople]

You know what I hate about Bacon Puritans?

They think Bacon is all good and stuff.

Problem is:

a wise man once said about eating pork "a sewer rat could taste like pumpkin pie for all I know but I ain't eating the filthy mother fucker.".

[Micawber]

Maybe I shouldn't, but eat bacon most days. But it's after an hour in the gym.

All things in moderation.

If you eat it every day, get the uncured sans nitrates varietal. The fundamental craving being "salty meat" Anything will do, many healthier choices. Smoked salmon for example.

[tsuke]

If you eat it every day, get the uncured sans nitrates varietal. The fundamental craving being "salty meat" Anything will do, many healthier choices. Smoked salmon for example.

its more healthy than being a suicide bomber

[Micawber]

its more healthy than being a suicide bomber

Not for the pigs!