Minister of Truth (03-19-2017), NOVA (03-19-2017), TheDonald (03-19-2017), USFREEDOM911 (03-20-2017)
Just learned today!! Two strips of bacon a day reduces your chance of being a suicide bomber 100% <3
Minister of Truth (03-19-2017), NOVA (03-19-2017), TheDonald (03-19-2017), USFREEDOM911 (03-20-2017)
Just goes to show you...everything is better with bacon.
You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!
Cancel 2018.1 (03-20-2017), cawacko (03-20-2017), Darth Omar (03-19-2017), Minister of Truth (03-19-2017), NOVA (03-19-2017)
actually, to be "allah" Lucifer's advocate; a poor muslim who ate two pieces of bacon would much more likely become a suicide bomber because he, being poor, would not be able to make the mecca journey or give money to the brotherhood or be a grand jihadist like barack. a poor muslim is more likely to murder to earn favor with "allah" Lucifer; according to the false prophet mohamed [damned forever]. the socially accepted moderate muslims [no such thing] are able to earn their favor with "allah" Lucifer [NOT] by being a pseudo do gooder, as long as jihad is advanced. this is why the suicide murderers/ shooters/ slashers will go ape shit indulging in sinful pleasures just before they fully submit to the will of "allah" Lucifer and do murder. in the end they will ALL be together with "allah" Lucifer, the original rebel, in torments/ hell. that felt good. I feel better now. thanks for the opportunity.
Even so, Come, Lord JesusI do not participate in delusion count me out
Bacon is for heathens. All who eat bacon are heathens.
Minister of Truth (03-19-2017)
"It [the draft] is duty rather than slavery. I part with the author on the caviler idea that individual freedom (whatever that may be to the person) leads to nirvana, anyone older that 12 knows that is BS."
-(Midcan5)
"Allow me to masturbate my patriotism furiously and publicly at this opportunity."
-(Ib1yysguy)
"There is no 'equal opportunity' today unless the government makes it so."
-(apple0154 )
"abortion is not killing Its birth control"
-(Desh)
Cancel 2018.2 (03-19-2017)
You know what I hate about Bacon Puritans?
They think Bacon is all good and stuff.
Problem is:
Go Find Yourself Threedee.
"It [the draft] is duty rather than slavery. I part with the author on the caviler idea that individual freedom (whatever that may be to the person) leads to nirvana, anyone older that 12 knows that is BS."
-(Midcan5)
"Allow me to masturbate my patriotism furiously and publicly at this opportunity."
-(Ib1yysguy)
"There is no 'equal opportunity' today unless the government makes it so."
-(apple0154 )
"abortion is not killing Its birth control"
-(Desh)
Minister of Truth (03-19-2017), Mott the Hoople (03-20-2017)
Mott the Hoople (03-20-2017)
Mott the Hoople (03-20-2017)
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