Study: Prematurely Migrating Birds Too Stupid to Realize Climate Change a Hoax

[Timshel]

http://theredshtick.com/2017/03/15/s...change-a-hoax/

Migratory birds are arriving at their breeding grounds earlier than they previously did because they’ve bought into the liberal lie that global warming is real, according to researchers at Liberty University.


In examining the findings of a University of Edinburgh study (http://www.care2.com/causes/climate-...ate-early.html) showing rising global temperatures are prompting birds to migrate sooner, scientists at the Lynchburg, VA, school founded by Jerry Falwell have concluded hundreds of species of birds simply aren’t able to understand climate change is not actually happening.


The Liberty University scientists analyzed the Edinburgh study — which researched centuries-old records of 413 species across five continents — for approximately 30 minutes before reaching their conclusions regarding avian gullibility.


“They’re obviously buying into scare tactics put forth by the radical, godless, liberal agenda,” surmised Dr. Paul Sattler, a professor of biology at LU who led the half-hour study. “Why else would they arrive at their summer breeding grounds early when they might not be able to find food and nesting places?”


Sattler explained how the “myth of man-made climate change disseminated by leftist environmentalist alarmists and their allies in the liberal media” is endangering the progeny of these birds.


“This conspiracy to convince the entire world that humans are killing the planet is prompting birds to migrate prematurely, which in turn affects the timing of laying and hatching eggs, as well as their offspring’s chances of survival,” Sattler stated, adding, “Their little bird brains simply don’t have the capacity to comprehend global warming is a hoax and that God has this all under control.”

[Buckly J. Ewer]

The flowers bought into the liberal conspiracy too...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifes...=.8a4a73cbfe6a

[Nomad]

Those birds must not have spent much time listening to Thrush Limbaugh.

Or Glenn Beak.

[Darth Omar]

http://theredshtick.com/2017/03/15/s...change-a-hoax/

Migratory birds are arriving at their breeding grounds earlier than they previously did because they’ve bought into the liberal lie that global warming is real, according to researchers at Liberty University.


In examining the findings of a University of Edinburgh study (http://www.care2.com/causes/climate-...ate-early.html) showing rising global temperatures are prompting birds to migrate sooner, scientists at the Lynchburg, VA, school founded by Jerry Falwell have concluded hundreds of species of birds simply aren’t able to understand climate change is not actually happening.


The Liberty University scientists analyzed the Edinburgh study — which researched centuries-old records of 413 species across five continents — for approximately 30 minutes before reaching their conclusions regarding avian gullibility.


“They’re obviously buying into scare tactics put forth by the radical, godless, liberal agenda,” surmised Dr. Paul Sattler, a professor of biology at LU who led the half-hour study. “Why else would they arrive at their summer breeding grounds early when they might not be able to find food and nesting places?”


Sattler explained how the “myth of man-made climate change disseminated by leftist environmentalist alarmists and their allies in the liberal media” is endangering the progeny of these birds.


“This conspiracy to convince the entire world that humans are killing the planet is prompting birds to migrate prematurely, which in turn affects the timing of laying and hatching eggs, as well as their offspring’s chances of survival,” Sattler stated, adding, “Their little bird brains simply don’t have the capacity to comprehend global warming is a hoax and that God has this all under control.”

What were their migratory habits during the Little Ice Age lol?

[Cypress]

I remember a former poster by the name of Dixie, along with his cabal of Climate science denial clowns bellowing that more CO2 in the atmosphere would be great for us.... Because then we could grow oranges in Greenland, or some shit logic like that.

Depending on what day of the week it is, climate science denying flat earthers will claim that global warming is all a vast global conspiracy, a hoax, cooked up by an international community of climate scientists intent on faking data (see the phony Climate Gate non-scandal) and hogging grant money. On another day of the week, a denier will try another tack, and proclaim that, sure, of course climate is changing and of course global temperatures are rising, but you know what?? Its all natural, or maybe humans are only causing a little bit of it. That's how you know flat earthers are lying: their stories change a full 180 degrees every few months, sometimes every few days.

You want to know what the deal is with climate science denying flat earthers is? I have concluded that they would rather run the risk of seeing harm come to their grandchildren, and to our ecosystems, rather than admit they were wrong to anonymous people on the interwebs whom they don't know and will never meet. That's my theory and I am sticking with it!

[TheDonald]

http://theredshtick.com/2017/03/15/s...change-a-hoax/

Migratory birds are arriving at their breeding grounds earlier than they previously did because they’ve bought into the liberal lie that global warming is real, according to researchers at Liberty University.


In examining the findings of a University of Edinburgh study (http://www.care2.com/causes/climate-...ate-early.html) showing rising global temperatures are prompting birds to migrate sooner, scientists at the Lynchburg, VA, school founded by Jerry Falwell have concluded hundreds of species of birds simply aren’t able to understand climate change is not actually happening.


The Liberty University scientists analyzed the Edinburgh study — which researched centuries-old records of 413 species across five continents — for approximately 30 minutes before reaching their conclusions regarding avian gullibility.


“They’re obviously buying into scare tactics put forth by the radical, godless, liberal agenda,” surmised Dr. Paul Sattler, a professor of biology at LU who led the half-hour study. “Why else would they arrive at their summer breeding grounds early when they might not be able to find food and nesting places?”


Sattler explained how the “myth of man-made climate change disseminated by leftist environmentalist alarmists and their allies in the liberal media” is endangering the progeny of these birds.


“This conspiracy to convince the entire world that humans are killing the planet is prompting birds to migrate prematurely, which in turn affects the timing of laying and hatching eggs, as well as their offspring’s chances of survival,” Sattler stated, adding, “Their little bird brains simply don’t have the capacity to comprehend global warming is a hoax and that God has this all under control.”

Climate change began before the Earth had a climate, as there had to be change happening to form a climate, this was 5 billion years ago, so climate change is not new.

[Timshel]

I remember a former poster by the name of Dixie, along with his cabal of Climate science denial clowns bellowing that more CO2 in the atmosphere would be great for us.... Because then we could grow oranges in Greenland, or some shit logic like that.

Depending on what day of the week it is, climate science denying flat earthers will claim that global warming is all a vast global conspiracy, a hoax, cooked up by an international community of climate scientists intent on faking data (see the phony Climate Gate non-scandal) and hogging grant money. On another day of the week, a denier will try another tack, and proclaim that, sure, of course climate is changing and of course global temperatures are rising, but you know what?? Its all natural, or maybe humans are only causing a little bit of it. That's how you know flat earthers are lying: their stories change a full 180 degrees every few months, sometimes every few days.

You want to know what the deal is with climate science denying flat earthers is? I have concluded that they would rather run the risk of seeing harm come to their grandchildren, and to our ecosystems, rather than admit they were wrong to anonymous people on the interwebs whom they don't know and will never meet. That's my theory and I am sticking with it!

Yeah, it's just like the changing stories of those who argue that the OT is an account of actual events.

[tinfoil]

DERP!
All climate change is because of humans. Climate never changed before humans.

[Cypress]

I have many interests, and have to be cognizant of how to spend my time usefully.

Debating a climate science denying flat earther on an interwebs forum is not high on my list.

Every government of every nation on the Planet met in Paris recently, and all agreed this was a serious environmental threat, and steps had to be taken to reduce human emissions of DHG.

Every. Single. Government.
On. The. Planet.


You actually want me to take the considerations of you and a few crackpots seriously? Surely you jest.

[Mott the Hoople]

I remember a former poster by the name of Dixie, along with his cabal of Climate science denial clowns bellowing that more CO2 in the atmosphere would be great for us.... Because then we could grow oranges in Greenland, or some shit logic like that.

Depending on what day of the week it is, climate science denying flat earthers will claim that global warming is all a vast global conspiracy, a hoax, cooked up by an international community of climate scientists intent on faking data (see the phony Climate Gate non-scandal) and hogging grant money. On another day of the week, a denier will try another tack, and proclaim that, sure, of course climate is changing and of course global temperatures are rising, but you know what?? Its all natural, or maybe humans are only causing a little bit of it. That's how you know flat earthers are lying: their stories change a full 180 degrees every few months, sometimes every few days.

You want to know what the deal is with climate science denying flat earthers is? I have concluded that they would rather run the risk of seeing harm come to their grandchildren, and to our ecosystems, rather than admit they were wrong to anonymous people on the interwebs whom they don't know and will never meet. That's my theory and I am sticking with it!

Holy Katy Christ! A blast from the past. Where the hell have you been? It's been years since you visited our disfunctional little family.

We still have plenty of science deniers on the Climate change issue.

[Nomad]

Climate change began before the Earth had a climate, as there had to be change happening to form a climate, this was 5 billion years ago, so climate change is not new.

Stupid fucker. That was a natural occurrence brought about by natural forces.

Changing the climate via artificial means... the constant pumping of unnaturally high levels of carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide into it in the form of by products of internal combustion and manufacturing, is something altogether different.

It's like pumping drugs or artificial hormones into a human being. Some unhealthy condition is bound to result.

[Ass Man]

Stupid fucker. That was a natural occurrence brought about by natural forces.

Changing the climate via artificial means... the constant pumping of unnaturally high levels of carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide into it in the form of by products of internal combustion and manufacturing, is something altogether different.

It's like pumping drugs or artificial hormones into a human being. Some unhealthy condition is bound to result.

yet dumbasses like you aren't willing to give up anything. Even Gore left the suburbans running outside while he was giving speeches

[USFREEDOM911]

Stupid fucker. That was a natural occurrence brought about by natural forces.

Changing the climate via artificial means... the constant pumping of unnaturally high levels of carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide into it in the form of by products of internal combustion and manufacturing, is something altogether different.

It's like pumping drugs or artificial hormones into a human being. Some unhealthy condition is bound to result.

By unnaturally high levels, do you mean more then volcanoes produce?

[Cancel 2018.2]

I like how the dumb OP says climate change hoax in his title, which no one denies, only to have the article talk about global warming and climate change.

[Mott the Hoople]

I have many interests, and have to be cognizant of how to spend my time usefully.

Debating a climate science denying flat earther on an interwebs forum is not high on my list.

Every government of every nation on the Planet met in Paris recently, and all agreed this was a serious environmental threat, and steps had to be taken to reduce human emissions of DHG.

Every. Single. Government.
On. The. Planet.


You actually want me to take the considerations of you and a few crackpots seriously? Surely you jest.

Considering the vast body of evidence supporting anthropogenic climate change and considering the huge numbers of scientists who have independently verified the findings you think it would be a no brainer but not so.

To me the observation is a common sense one given the vast accumulation of data in temperature models and the records of the vast amount of air pollution that occurs each year but like you I have no inclination to debate every single outlier or conspiracy theory or ad hom attacks, etc, ad nauseoum.

I certainly believe a healthy degree of skepticism on climate change studies is essential but hell you don't throw the baby out with the bath water.

Having said that you should hear the silliness said by the scientifically illiterate on something as massively supported by huge mountains of fact and data as evolutionary theory. You can repeat over and over again "that's fine but it isn't science." Till the cows come home and get exactly no where...so why try?