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    I wouldn't ever even do it without my brother in law around because he's experienced in doing shrooms. Me alone, I would go fucking crazy.
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    There aren't any cowfields around so it'd be pretty difficult to get them here.
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    YUMMY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emmanuel Macron View Post
    I feel sick.
    can't tell from your user history who you used to be.......from this I conclude it would be better for all of us if you died......farewell......

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernRacist View Post
    There is nothing even remotely Christian about my convictions.....
    ...and you call yourself a Pastor...Shame on you Pimple
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    waving your "I'm a cunt" flag again, BucKKKle?......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emmanuel Macron View Post
    I feel sick.
    you are SUPPOSED to feel sick. Go puke it out and Happy Trails!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emmanuel Macron View Post
    No, I ate normal mushrooms. I just really hate mushrooms. Most disgusting food in the world.

    I've done psychedelic mushrooms before and generally never really was a fan of the experience.
    It's the hydrazine dude. If you don't like mushrooms it's because some prole cooked them who didn't know what they were doing. If they were slimy or had a squishy texture or made you nauseous, don't blame the shroom...kill the chef.

    Mushrooms should not be eaten raw or undercooked and dried mushrooms, though expensive, are more flavorful and safer to cook with.

    Mushrooms cellular structure contains cell walls composed of mycochitins which are indegestible and most common mushrooms, such as the common button, portabela, shiitakes, morels, chanterelles, oysters mushrooms, etc., contain small quantities of hydrazine. Eating enough raw or undercooked mushrooms will irritate your stomach and make you feel nauseous. So if using fresh mushrooms sauté them till they release their liquids and start to carmalize. Heat decomposes the hydrazine. They will taste better, have a more palatable texture, and won't make you nauseous.

    I personally love cooking with dried mushrooms. There isn't a braised meat recipe you can't kick up big time with dried mushrooms.
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    Here's an easy but very tasty braised beef recipe. First a couple of tips...sauté the cremini mushrooms as I described above. Not just 3 minutes. If crimini's are not available sliced button mushrooms work just fine. If dried porcini are not available 8 oz pack of portabella, sliced or chopped, works fine though the dried mushrooms are definitely better, just sauté them with the crimini.

    Time permitting I would braise at 300 in the oven for 2.5 hours. I prefer to use a tougher cut of beef like a shank, chuck roast or mock tenders and braise till tender, shred with a fork, then braise another 30 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pocahontas View Post
    Braise yourself!
    I'm to old, tough and stringy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pocahontas View Post
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    Braise be to the Lord
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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    l hate all Christian doctrine involving compassion and humanity towards others......It's just the living forever part I like.....
    Sounds about right, Pastor Pimple...But no one will live forever...
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    he may be getting several boners, they just won't be his.
    "You got shot in the balls and you're still walking!! Then this probably won't hurt you at all (as he unzips his pants)."




    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    I would kill someone who didn't pay me, after I give them a blowjob.
    Does that make me insane?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernRacist View Post
    I'm a cunt......
    No need to declare it, Pimple...
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    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    he may be getting several boners, they just won't be his.
    "You got shot in the balls and you're still walking!! Then this probably won't hurt you at all (as he unzips his pants)."




    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    I would kill someone who didn't pay me, after I give them a blowjob.
    Does that make me insane?

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