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    Default Why shouldn't we all just convert to Islam?

    If Islam is like this mega drug that gives you superpowers to fight against whoever you want, wouldn't the best move in fighting the ISIS be to all convert to Islam and go on jihad against them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeance View Post
    If Islam is like this mega drug that gives you superpowers to fight against whoever you want, wouldn't the best move in fighting the ISIS be to all convert to Islam and go on jihad against them?
    no one needs a super drug to end islam. conventional small arms will work just fine.
    Even so, Come, Lord Jesus
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    islam is evil
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeance View Post
    If Islam is like this mega drug that gives you superpowers to fight against whoever you want, wouldn't the best move in fighting the ISIS be to all convert to Islam and go on jihad against them?
    No, because we would primarily just start blowing-up our own infrastructure.


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    You love ISIS, go convert now!
    Keep changing the names. It doesn't change the meaning.



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    Watermark has become a mere shadow of a troll. Zippy and Kenneth are so much better at it.

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    Lefties on JPP have already submitted to islum

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Love America View Post
    Lefties on JPP have already submitted to islum
    In a way. But when the muzzies start throwing their queers off buildings that might change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Right View Post
    Watermark has become a mere shadow of a troll. Zippy and Kenneth are so much better at it.
    he's not even entertaining anymore

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    Quote Originally Posted by anatta View Post
    he's not even entertaining anymore
    He never was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anatta View Post
    he's not even entertaining anymore
    What happened to Desh and Legion Fag?
    Keep changing the names. It doesn't change the meaning.



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