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    Desh accepted my bet. I am ILA. Ban her ass


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alice in Liberaland View Post
    Wrong
    Alice has no idea.
    Last edited by Buckly J. Ewer; 06-25-2017 at 01:36 PM.
    USFREEDOM911 Expresses one of his homosexual prison rape fantasies;
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    he may be getting several boners, they just won't be his.
    "You got shot in the balls and you're still walking!! Then this probably won't hurt you at all (as he unzips his pants)."




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    I would kill someone who didn't pay me, after I give them a blowjob.
    Does that make me insane?

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    link asshole who puts up pictures of nubile women in bikinis because he is so pious
    As I suspected, you must be notoriously as ugly as you are stupit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Right View Post
    As I suspected, you must be notoriously as ugly as you are stupit...
    The doubts you have expressed about your faith in the past seem to have finally gotten the better of you, FRight...
    Perhaps you need to PM Pastor Pimp for some counseling...
    He is "fully immersed in faith" ...or so he says...
    USFREEDOM911 Expresses one of his homosexual prison rape fantasies;
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    he may be getting several boners, they just won't be his.
    "You got shot in the balls and you're still walking!! Then this probably won't hurt you at all (as he unzips his pants)."




    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    I would kill someone who didn't pay me, after I give them a blowjob.
    Does that make me insane?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckly J. Ewer View Post
    The doubts you have expressed about your faith in the past seem to have finally gotten the better of you, FRight...
    Perhaps you need to PM Pastor Pimp for some counseling...
    He is "fully immersed in faith" ...or so he says...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Right View Post
    :what2
    It's okay to have those nagging doubts about your faith...Even Mother Teresa admitted to lapses in her convictions..."the silence and the emptiness is so great" ...and they made her a full on fucking saint!
    It's a prevalent little human trait called common sense.
    If you pray real hard till your knees really hurt, and say your rosary like a gazillion times, you may get past it.
    USFREEDOM911 Expresses one of his homosexual prison rape fantasies;
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    he may be getting several boners, they just won't be his.
    "You got shot in the balls and you're still walking!! Then this probably won't hurt you at all (as he unzips his pants)."




    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    I would kill someone who didn't pay me, after I give them a blowjob.
    Does that make me insane?

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    These right-wing weirdoes have no beliefs - just boundless devotion to money and to cynical arse-licking, like this very nutty 'Alice' phenomenon. I suppose that's what it means by 'religion', though what 'organised' can mean to trumpers is another question altogether!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckly J. Ewer View Post
    It's okay to have those nagging doubts about your faith...Even Mother Teresa admitted to lapses in her convictions..."the silence and the emptiness is so great" ...and they made her a full on fucking saint!
    It's a prevalent little human trait called common sense.
    If you pray real hard till your knees really hurt, and say your rosary like a gazillion times, you may get past it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Right View Post
    :clintonwhoa
    I understand your unwillingness to discuss this profoundly personal issue on an open forum, FRight.
    The unreinforced superstitions and the magic you once felt was powerful, is nowhere to be found in real life, is it...
    You were taught as a child to believe the magic, but the harsh slap of reality has left you empty and disappointed.
    You just need to pretend to pray harder to petition and fool your sky daddy into granting you immunity from mortality.
    Self interested prayer is the best defense you have against common sense...
    You can do it...
    I have "faith" in you...
    USFREEDOM911 Expresses one of his homosexual prison rape fantasies;
    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    he may be getting several boners, they just won't be his.
    "You got shot in the balls and you're still walking!! Then this probably won't hurt you at all (as he unzips his pants)."




    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    I would kill someone who didn't pay me, after I give them a blowjob.
    Does that make me insane?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckly J. Ewer View Post
    I understand your unwillingness to discuss this profoundly personal issue on an open forum, FRight.
    The unreinforced superstitions and the magic you once felt was powerful, is nowhere to be found in real life, is it...
    You were taught as a child to believe the magic, but the harsh slap of reality has left you empty and disappointed.
    You just need to pretend to pray harder to petition and fool your sky daddy into granting you immunity from mortality.
    Self interested prayer is the best defense you have against common sense...
    You can do it...
    I have "faith" in you...

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    troll needs better bait.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernFLATULENCE View Post
    troll needs better bait.....
    You need more magic, Pimp...
    Jesus hates fucking republicans...

    Deep down you really feel that... Yet your politics persist...
    You know you will not live forever...
    That childish dream is impossible.

    Does FRight believe he will live forever, if he mumbles the proper magic incantations on his fucking knees, and sings the correct songs in his house of magic?
    Is FRight that childish too?
    USFREEDOM911 Expresses one of his homosexual prison rape fantasies;
    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    he may be getting several boners, they just won't be his.
    "You got shot in the balls and you're still walking!! Then this probably won't hurt you at all (as he unzips his pants)."




    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    I would kill someone who didn't pay me, after I give them a blowjob.
    Does that make me insane?

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    USFREEDOM911 Expresses one of his homosexual prison rape fantasies;
    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    he may be getting several boners, they just won't be his.
    "You got shot in the balls and you're still walking!! Then this probably won't hurt you at all (as he unzips his pants)."




    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    I would kill someone who didn't pay me, after I give them a blowjob.
    Does that make me insane?

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    thank goodness Buckkkle enforces the separation of religion and stupidity by staying away from religion........

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