"Bible literalists"

[PostmodernProphet]

Why is that funny?

the fact you're so ignorant you think Carson might be a literalist.......

[Lightbringer]

the fact you're so ignorant you think Carson might be a literalist.......

I said perhaps. Carson did say some fucked up things a few months ago.

[PostmodernProphet]

Actually leftists who try to bash Christianity use the Old Testament and ignore the New Testament.

correction.....leftists who bash Christianity are ignorant of the OT, the NT, Jewish AND Christian doctrine, the proper raising and feeding of children and how to wipe their own
asses........

[PostmodernProphet]

I said perhaps. Carson did say some fucked up things a few months ago.

you said several fucked up things in the last two hours.....does that make you a biblical literalist?......

[PostmodernProphet]

If Christians can ignore or misinterpret the NT then so can everyone else.

nobody said you couldn't do it.......in fact, you are quite good at it......

[Lightbringer]

nobody said you couldn't do it.......in fact, you are quite good at it......

So pimp, you gonna be my dingleberry today?

You pinch-hitting for fuckly? Whatever. Give me a bit to decide if I feel like slapping around a Jesus freak today.

[PostmodernProphet]

So pimp, you gonna be my dingleberry today?

You pinch-hitting for fuckly? Whatever. Give me a bit to decide if I feel like slapping around a Jesus freak today.

I don't know.......are your berries still dangling?......if so you'd better stick to slapping them yourself......you've never been smart enough to actually hit anyone else......

[Lightbringer]

I don't know.......are your berries still dangling?......if so you'd better stick to slapping them yourself......you've never been smart enough to actually hit anyone else......

You're really fucking bad at this. You're so bad I may have to pre-supply you with appropriate smack. Did you let out a little Pee Wee Herman laugh when you typed that?

[Amadeus]

I saw this term in another thread. Who does this refer to?

Evangelicals, who believe in the literal word of Jesus and the Bible, but paradoxically support Trump in overwhelming numbers. Trump, a guy that Jesus would have no choice but to punch in the face.

[Lightbringer]

Jesus probably would have had to punch himself in the face too. If he did punch himself in the face could he hurt himself?

Hey PimP, got a question for ya...

[PostmodernProphet]

You're really fucking bad at this. You're so bad I may have to pre-supply you with appropriate smack. Did you let out a little Pee Wee Herman laugh when you typed that?

I only laugh when you land face down on the sidewalk.....

[PostmodernProphet]

Jesus probably would have had to punch himself in the face too. If he did punch himself in the face could he hurt himself?

Hey PimP, got a question for ya...

no I won't punch you in the face and say Jesus made me do it.........

[MAGA MAN]

As far as people alive today who are well known perhaps Ben Carson might be?

No.

[Lightbringer]

No.

Why not? His take on people and dinosaurs does make me wonder about what he thinks of our timeline.

[MAGA MAN]

Evangelicals, who believe in the literal word of Jesus and the Bible, but paradoxically support Trump in overwhelming numbers. Trump, a guy that Jesus would have no choice but to punch in the face.

Read and learn: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner...m-david-french