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    Is there anyone as consistently unfunny as Tom?
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    Quote Originally Posted by NUKE MOSCOW View Post
    Is there anyone as consistently unfunny as Tom?
    You!! :lol:
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    Quote Originally Posted by NUKE MOSCOW View Post
    Is there anyone as consistently unfunny as Tom?
    Still can't grab a pussy then! Maybe you could ask Trump to pass one or two your way?

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    I don't get off to rape, sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NUKE MOSCOW View Post
    I don't get off to rape, sorry.
    Then tell your boyfriend to respect you. ;D
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    https://i.postimg.cc/PqVCnGks/gojoe1.jpg
    C'MON MAN!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZappasGuitar View Post
    Po-tay-to...po-tah-to!

    Don't be ashamed that you enjoy gobbling the occasional knob now and then.
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    A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

    The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."

    The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!

    The Cop left saying, " Have a good day, Sir "...

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    Default I bet Rana would join this lot!


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    I'll let you have the one on the left, Tom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Right View Post
    I'll let you have the one on the left, Tom.
    I think that is Rana!

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    This explains a lot about Millennials!


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    Grind is basically right
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    Grind’s got you beat by miles. He is very intelligent.

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    Takes one to know one!

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