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  1. 09-17-2017, 04:02 PM #151 | Top
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    Gymgoer has to call firefighters to slice up dumbbell weight he had managed to get his PENIS stuck in while training in Germany



    By Sebastian Murphy-bates



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    Quote Originally Posted by Corazón View Post
    By Sebastian Murphy-bates
    Isn't it "Master", not "Murphy"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Right View Post
    Isn't it "Master", not "Murphy"?
    I wonder if Topspin ever tried that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corazón View Post
    I wonder if Topspin ever tried that?
    That perv would stick his dick in anything.
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    Proof you can't fix stupid!

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    what a gay thread
    http://www.sec.gov/news/press/2007/2007-190.htm


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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    what a gay thread
    So you're a lesbian?
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    how is twat free about lesbians?
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    Man bought a blow up doll but it had a slow puncture. When he took it back the next day he complained "I spent 60 quid on this and it keeps going down on me". The shopkeeper replied "shit, if I'd have known that, you would've been charged 100"




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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    what a gay thread
    Isn't that homophobic?
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    NSFW

    This made me laugh anyway!

     


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    NSFW (Warning contains female nudity)

    Short artsy film by world renowned German photographer Iris Brosch.

    For Damo eyes only!

    Ограничение по возрасту: 18+ Многие знают, что после хорошего игрового фильма не нужно торопиться уходить из зала, если пошли титры: режиссёры часто готовят очень занимательный бэкстейдж. Ирис Брош, знаменитый немецкий фотограф, работавшая над календарём Simple 2015, тоже сделала для нас такой проект. Только вот наш бэкстейдж опережает главное шоу, поскольку фото мы выложим в сеть только в январе 2016 года.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Corazón View Post


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    Did you notice when removing that lug nut, it was on backwards?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RB 60 View Post
    Did you notice when removing that lug nut, it was on backwards?
    Can't says that I did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corazón View Post
    Can't says that I did.

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    Check at 2:19, you'll see that lug nut he's taking off was on backwards.
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