Reply With QuoteMinister of Truth (02-17-2017)
Sweet Jane
LOL I almost did.Originally Posted by Pocahontas
When I was a senior I went to talk to my guidance counselor. To preset this story my father completed his graduate degree during the first quarter of my senior year. He promptly moved us from suburbia to retrograde Coldwater, Ohio a small farm town in western Ohio which was still stuck in the 1950's (and still is). I ended up missing a lot of school due to the move and it tanked my grades for that first semester. The second semester (and what should have been my last) I went to talk to my guidance counselor about going to college and studying biology. This asshole had me wait in his waiting area outside his office for like about a half hour why he reviewed my transcripts. Well when he finally deigned to speak to me he told me flat out that he didn't think that I was college material and that I should consider entering a trade. I calmly said "That's ok...that works both ways." and he replied "What do you mean by that?" and I said "Well with your attitude you have no business being a guidance counselor.".
Well this being Coldwater the staff there wasn't used to mouthy teen agers popping off so he started yelling at me and I started yelling at him and pretty soon we were in the hallway yelling at each other and creating a pretty decent general disturbance.
Well the Principle came running down and grabbed me by the arm and walked me down to his office with me screaming at the counselor all the way there and the counselor yelling right back at me. Well Principle threatened to expel me from the school and I didn't back down. I told him to go right ahead. That his backward lost in time School sucked and I wasn't getting the education I needed for college there anyway so I might as well drop out, get my GED and start college one semester sooner.
Believe it or not he started crying. I had to talk him down to stop him from crying. I ended up not dropping out but I had pretty much freaked out about 3/4th of the school. LOL
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Minister of Truth (02-17-2017)
fully immersed in faith..
they caught him and made him give it back......
Canceled
He is more than capable of doing that on his own!
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Mott the Hoople (02-20-2017)
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I'm somehow thinking that that Joe Biden was the worst. The best? I dunno....
Sweet Jane
does it matter? Being either the worst or best VP is pretty much about the same. Though I have to admit no modern VP was as talented at putting their foot in their mouth as Dan Quayle was.
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Aaron Burr was wanted for murder in NJ by the time he left office. He proceeded to hatch some bizarre scheme involving the Mexican Army that historians still don't fully understand to this day. Jefferson had him charged with treason for it all, though.
"It [the draft] is duty rather than slavery. I part with the author on the caviler idea that individual freedom (whatever that may be to the person) leads to nirvana, anyone older that 12 knows that is BS."
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"Allow me to masturbate my patriotism furiously and publicly at this opportunity."
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"There is no 'equal opportunity' today unless the government makes it so."
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"abortion is not killing Its birth control"
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Did Quayle ever advise citizens to go out into their backyard and randomly fire off their shotguns?
"It [the draft] is duty rather than slavery. I part with the author on the caviler idea that individual freedom (whatever that may be to the person) leads to nirvana, anyone older that 12 knows that is BS."
-(Midcan5)
"Allow me to masturbate my patriotism furiously and publicly at this opportunity."
-(Ib1yysguy)
"There is no 'equal opportunity' today unless the government makes it so."
-(apple0154 )
"abortion is not killing Its birth control"
-(Desh)
Topeka shooter (02-20-2017)
Mjölner
Biden the worst ?
Did he even do anything?
Nope.
Just another hater.
It is the responsibility of every American citizen to own a modern military rifle.
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Sweet Jane
LOL I have no idea.
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Practically Perfect
Of course, Quayle would probably be worried that some farmer would step off the porch in the dead of night and trip over some p-o-t-a-t-o-e-s.
"It [the draft] is duty rather than slavery. I part with the author on the caviler idea that individual freedom (whatever that may be to the person) leads to nirvana, anyone older that 12 knows that is BS."
-(Midcan5)
"Allow me to masturbate my patriotism furiously and publicly at this opportunity."
-(Ib1yysguy)
"There is no 'equal opportunity' today unless the government makes it so."
-(apple0154 )
"abortion is not killing Its birth control"
-(Desh)
Sweet Jane
or a warm bucket of spit.
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Sweet Jane
Speaking of spit...what's the farthest a human can spit without an assist from wind or elevation?
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Stand in front of me and let me aim for your face and we can find out
Sweet Jane
Do I have to pay extra?
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