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    Default Christmas shopping is done....

    so after the kids left I drove over to Best Buy....they opened at 5pm.....I got there and there was no line so I went in......was trying to decide whether to get my wife a laptop or a Keurig coffee maker (she had mentioned both)......so they had a laptop left from the doorbuster list so I grabbed it.....the guy said "if all you are getting is a computer follow the orange line.......I followed the orange line and it happened to take me past the Keurigs.......they had a special on one of the 1.0 versions (the new 2.0 line has changed things so only Keurig cups work and I wanted the old ones)......so I grabbed that as well.....five minutes to pick out what I wanted, 40 minutes to get through check out......home in one hour and all my shopping is done.......

    Saturday I go to MC Sports and pick up the recumbent exercise bike my wife is giving me......is cool, I can set my tablet on it and watch YouTubes of bike tours through places like the Vermont woods while I pedal.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    so after the kids left I drove over to Best Buy....they opened at 5pm.....I got there and there was no line so I went in......was trying to decide whether to get my wife a laptop or a Keurig coffee maker (she had mentioned both)......so they had a laptop left from the doorbuster list so I grabbed it.....the guy said "if all you are getting is a computer follow the orange line.......I followed the orange line and it happened to take me past the Keurigs.......they had a special on one of the 1.0 versions (the new 2.0 line has changed things so only Keurig cups work and I wanted the old ones)......so I grabbed that as well.....five minutes to pick out what I wanted, 40 minutes to get through check out......home in one hour and all my shopping is done.......

    Saturday I go to MC Sports and pick up the recumbent exercise bike my wife is giving me......is cool, I can set my tablet on it and watch YouTubes of bike tours through places like the Vermont woods while I pedal.......
    No one believes you or cares, Pastor...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckly J. Ewer View Post
    No one believes you or cares, Pastor...
    of course you care......you couldn't keep yourself from commenting even though you weren't banned......

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    of course you care......you couldn't keep yourself from commenting even though you weren't banned......
    You lie, racist pig...
    USFREEDOM911 Expresses one of his homosexual prison rape fantasies;
    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    he may be getting several boners, they just won't be his.
    "You got shot in the balls and you're still walking!! Then this probably won't hurt you at all (as he unzips his pants)."




    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    I would kill someone who didn't pay me, after I give them a blowjob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckly J. Ewer View Post
    You lie, racist pig...
    and yet here you are again......

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    so after the kids left I drove over to Best Buy....they opened at 5pm.....I got there and there was no line so I went in......was trying to decide whether to get my wife a laptop or a Keurig coffee maker (she had mentioned both)......so they had a laptop left from the doorbuster list so I grabbed it.....the guy said "if all you are getting is a computer follow the orange line.......I followed the orange line and it happened to take me past the Keurigs.......they had a special on one of the 1.0 versions (the new 2.0 line has changed things so only Keurig cups work and I wanted the old ones)......so I grabbed that as well.....five minutes to pick out what I wanted, 40 minutes to get through check out......home in one hour and all my shopping is done.......

    Saturday I go to MC Sports and pick up the recumbent exercise bike my wife is giving me......is cool, I can set my tablet on it and watch YouTubes of bike tours through places like the Vermont woods while I pedal.......
    Do you ride outside when the tundra isn't frozen solid up there??
    "There is no question former President Trump bears moral responsibility. His supporters stormed the Capitol because of the unhinged falsehoods he shouted into the world’s largest megaphone," McConnell wrote. "His behavior during and after the chaos was also unconscionable, from attacking Vice President Mike Pence during the riot to praising the criminals after it ended."



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    I haven't started yet. It's making me sad.

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    Short shopping list makes for easy shopping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill View Post
    Do you ride outside when the tundra isn't frozen solid up there??
    yes....if we wait till the liberals stop blowing hot air the ground becomes quite safe.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    Short shopping list makes for easy shopping.
    my son and daughter are currently in the "I prefer gift cards" stage........

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    I have to get my neices something from Hawaii. They are five and six.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    yes....if we wait till the liberals stop blowing hot air the ground becomes quite safe.....
    You should always be safe on your three wheeler... Don't forget your helmet..
    "There is no question former President Trump bears moral responsibility. His supporters stormed the Capitol because of the unhinged falsehoods he shouted into the world’s largest megaphone," McConnell wrote. "His behavior during and after the chaos was also unconscionable, from attacking Vice President Mike Pence during the riot to praising the criminals after it ended."



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill View Post
    You should always be safe on your three wheeler... Don't forget your helmet..
    they do look like fun....

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