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    Default Repent! Only 11 days left!

    We've all only got 11 days until this nightmare comes to fruition!!

    Maybe less!!!1!

    REPENT!!

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    Already happened.... Darla pointed out the terrorist attack. Darla is really a fundie in liberal disguise looking for some truth in Pat's preachin'
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    Quote Originally Posted by DigitalDave View Post
    Already happened.... Darla pointed out the terrorist attack. Darla is really a fundie in liberal disguise looking for some truth in Pat's preachin'
    It's not funny when the government sprays citizens with chemicals. They day may come, or maybe already has come, when you think there is something important enough to stand on that line for, and they'll spray you too. I'm so fucking upset about New Orleans on all levels I haven't read Dano's last response on that thread. I am afraid I will post things so bad that i will lose my hard earned reputation as the lady of the JPP board. lol

    But I'm only joking on the square. You should have seen the post I typed up and then didn't hit send on. Filled with words that would make you and a couple of your friends here blush.

    Anyway, it's not funny.

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    Didn't God tell him he was going to be president in 1988 too?


    There is but one God, Ron Paul, and Beefy is his prophet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Watermark View Post
    Didn't God tell him he was going to be president in 1988 too?


    There is but one God, Ron Paul, and Beefy is his prophet.
    I am not worthy of the title.

    This Robertson guy's a real weirdo though. I think he actually believes that God is running around upstairs all worried, and relying on Pat to deliver his messages. The guy's freakin' nuts.

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    Maybe God was warning him of Murray... I'm sure that the plan, especially entering at the children's wing of the church, was to do far more damage than he was able.
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    Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
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    Umm Pat Robertson was smarter than Bush when bush told pat we would have no casualties in Iraq.

    And Pat is Dumb , so where does that put Bush ?
    Bush doubled the debt from 5 trillion to 10 trillion.
    Proving tax cuts work!

    Bush asked for and signed for the TARP money.
    The Republican senate leader backed Bush on this.

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    God turned a hurricane away from his election headquaters a few years back.
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    LOCK HIM UP!

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    Reminds me of when Swaggart said God told him to come up with millions of dollars by a certain date.

    I always wondered .. did God wera a mask while he was sticking him up for money?

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