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n00b
Alright you holy rollers, Jesus was Liberal like us Liberals!
I am tired of the religious right saying that Jesus is on their side, because he was really a Liberal.
That's right, he helped the poor and preached charity.
Just like today's Liberals, we help the poor by having government make you rich Republicans pay for their welfare and social welfare programs.
After all this is what Jesus did, he went down to the Roman consulate and told them to increase taxes to pay for the poor and lock up any of those who disagreed. Then Jesus made the Roman governor start welfare programs because he was a good Liberal.
This is the story of Jesus - the Liberal and you theocons had better realize it!
Villified User
HUH ?
Bush doubled the debt from 5 trillion to 10 trillion.
Proving tax cuts work!
Bush asked for and signed for the TARP money.
The Republican senate leader backed Bush on this.
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Man, you guys on the right don’t have funny trolls. It’s pathetic. I could send up libs way better than this, and I’m one of them.Originally Posted by Liberano
Of course Dano is known for not being funny, but still, name one con here who is known for being funny?
Reasonable
BB is unintentionally hilarious.
There is much to be said in favour of modern journalism. By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-Oscar Wilde
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True, but no points.
n00b
???
I am no funnyman, I am a Liberal now.
My point was serious, Jesus was a Liberal because Liberals demand government enforce social welfare, which as we all know Jesus did.
Villified User
Is Dano on massive meds ?
Bush doubled the debt from 5 trillion to 10 trillion.
Proving tax cuts work!
Bush asked for and signed for the TARP money.
The Republican senate leader backed Bush on this.
Truthmatters
Since when did Jesus start embracing the moneychangers.
Someone is very confused
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We give this troll a 2 on a scale of 1 to 10.
Very noticeably Dano & not very original.
Try again though.
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DeadHead
Dano, you should go back to spending the weekends doing investigative work on Watermark polls, and old BAC posts.
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My favorite post was when Obs inquired as to why someone wouldn't be truthful in a JPP pole.
"Fuck you niggers" July 11, 2009 Tinfoil explaining how conservatives are unfairly labeled as racists.
"You deserve to be beheaded and for your head to placed on a pike, in the middle of the park, where children can see what happens to those that act the way you do." August 5, 2009 USFreedom911's response to a left leaning opinion.
n00b
Well you should go back to hell, but we don't all get what we want comrade P.
Good try coming on days later and pretending you were just joking when none of the other libs except trollish CK did that. I'm sure many REALLY believe you...
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LOL. You really think you're on to something. Its pretty pathetic.
"Fuck you niggers" July 11, 2009 Tinfoil explaining how conservatives are unfairly labeled as racists.
"You deserve to be beheaded and for your head to placed on a pike, in the middle of the park, where children can see what happens to those that act the way you do." August 5, 2009 USFreedom911's response to a left leaning opinion.
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Me. I am hilarious. I know you don't want to admit it, but one of the funniest posters. Ever.
Yup. That's me. Everybody describes me that way in their head. Shoot, when I look in the mirror I can't help but laugh. It just comes naturally to people like me.
Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
- -- Aristotle
Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
- -- The Buddha
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
- -- Aristotle
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Aww…it’s just so sad.
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