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    The armed man taken into custody after he was caught outside Trump Tower with a gun as Donald Trump was nearing the building had no plans to shoot the blowhard billionaire, officials said Wednesday.

    A. Shark was just drunk and didn’t like being told where he could walk, sources said.

    Shark was “walking through a secured area” along the sidewalk outside of Trump Tower on Fifth Ave. and E. 56th St. just after 10 p.m. when he was busted.

    He is a retired law-enforcement officer with a concealed-carry permit, officials said.



    http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/armed-man-busted-trump-tower-no-plans-shoot-article-1.2737229

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    The shark with the missing tail fin was Trump before the hair transplants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mogur View Post
    The shark with the missing tail fin was Trump before the hair transplants.
    Trump was saved from A. Shark by the Secret Service.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion Troll View Post
    Trump was saved from A. Shark by the Secret Service.
    We have the intellect to imagine the finality of our own demise but do not have the sophistication to overcome our survival instinct and accept it.
    Solution? Magical thinking and childish promises of everlasting life.
    Ergo, religion.

    rac·ist
    rāsəst/noun
    a person who believes that a particular race is superior to another.
    Ask yourself honestly if this describes what you believe to be true.
    If the answer is yes, you are a racist.

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