Fercrissakes. Get a $10 can of pepper spray, you helpless idiot.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...r-attacks.html

june 9 2016 'I feel like a prisoner': Ohio woman says she's trapped in her home by 'aggressive deer who attacks her when she steps out'
Cindy Frost said that she's called police about the doe and asked for assistance near her suburban Cleveland home

She said last week the deer charged her while she was taking her dogs out

Frost said that she had to fight the doe off with a dog leash and her fist, and tried to zigzag back and forth
State wildlife officials say there's not much they can do, and that such encounters are likely quite common