Reply With QuoteShe just wanted to give you a free sample of some fruit drink they sell to tourists.Originally Posted by Beefy
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So I'm at Pipeline yesterday, just checking out the scenery and as I'm walking around, this blonde gal with the roundest, juiciest ass on earth says to me "Hi. You look like you're thirsty!"
And being the pimp that I am, I replied, "Actually, I'm not thirsty at all".
I need a coach. I should be getting laid left and right.
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She just wanted to give you a free sample of some fruit drink they sell to tourists.
Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
- -- Aristotle
Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
- -- The Buddha
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
- -- Aristotle
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This wasn't that. She had a cooler of beer and a couple of friends with her.
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Yeah, you are just an idiot.
Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
- -- Aristotle
Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
- -- The Buddha
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
- -- Aristotle
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I wave my fist at you.
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Next time, at least get a free beer. Well, unless it is Budweiser, then just pretend to drink it.
Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
- -- Aristotle
Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
- -- The Buddha
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
- -- Aristotle
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mbl .... seriously man... seriously...
though this still isn't bad as the time you turned down the 3sum with those two hot girls. Yes I still remember that story from politics.com
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If I have a beer.... and... and YOU have a beer... and my straw reaaches alllllllllll the way across to where the hot girl is, I drink your beer!...I drink it all... I DRINK IT UP!
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I know.
And the Linda and Tacey story....
I don't know if I told you, but in 2003 I was offered a Marisol (supreme Puerto Rican girl, fine) and Leanne (big titted russian girl, super fine) 3 some, and I turned that down also, but that time it was because I was paired up with Jocelyn, who I later found out was fucking Steve Bender on the side... So in retrospect, I should have taken it.
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I didn't hear the first story. Please recap.
"Fuck you niggers" July 11, 2009 Tinfoil explaining how conservatives are unfairly labeled as racists.
"You deserve to be beheaded and for your head to placed on a pike, in the middle of the park, where children can see what happens to those that act the way you do." August 5, 2009 USFreedom911's response to a left leaning opinion.
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and yeah, you need help - that was pathetic.
"Fuck you niggers" July 11, 2009 Tinfoil explaining how conservatives are unfairly labeled as racists.
"You deserve to be beheaded and for your head to placed on a pike, in the middle of the park, where children can see what happens to those that act the way you do." August 5, 2009 USFreedom911's response to a left leaning opinion.
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Unconsciously he's waiting for someone. She'll be along.
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In the mean time.....
wait.....are you saying you're the one? You like beefy?
"Fuck you niggers" July 11, 2009 Tinfoil explaining how conservatives are unfairly labeled as racists.
"You deserve to be beheaded and for your head to placed on a pike, in the middle of the park, where children can see what happens to those that act the way you do." August 5, 2009 USFreedom911's response to a left leaning opinion.
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LOL.In the mean time.....
wait.....are you saying you're the one? You like beefy?
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Yeah... She just doesn't want to move to that cesspool of a state... I mean, they let Dawg the Bounty Hunter in!In the mean time.....
wait.....are you saying you're the one? You like beefy?
Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
- -- Aristotle
Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
- -- The Buddha
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
- -- Aristotle
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