I have added an Awards system...

[OrnotBitwise]

He was laughing. It was all to hide a "hidden" advert in the post. It was linked within...

Now he is banned.

Oh, drat. I'm disappointed. That "(Advertisement deleted)" was one of my favorite touches: I didn't think it was literal.

[Sir Evil]

Best pat myself on the back award

I nominate myself, and heres why:

For simply being right on every damn post made.

I see it without a partisan view.

If you choose to see it different well then you are one of the following:
asshole
neocon
biased
obtuse
thick
pervert
dick
duped
mystified
stupid
dumb
warmonger
misled
and when everthing else fails you are related to dixie.

Now just gimme the damn prize because there is absolutely no other way to see it except this way, and if you do see it differently we can't possibly be friends!

[OrnotBitwise]

Most Impeneterable Ferrous Cranium Award.

Just hand it to Toby in perpetuity. Anyone who could possibly unseat him wouldn't even bother posting.

[USFREEDOM911]

Hey look Grind!

Isn't it fabulous? LOL

It's purrfect.

Darla got banned

LOL

[Cancel 2020.2]

Darla got banned

LOL

Wow, you resurrected a thread from 2006, USF! Nicely done.

[AProudLefty]

Wow, you resurrected a thread from 2006, USF! Nicely done.

Yeah. Sometimes it confuses me because sometimes I reply to those old threads, thinking they're new.

[ThatOwlWoman]

Zombie threads! What do we use to kill them? Shotguns? The ignore thingy? Netflix?

[AProudLefty]

Zombie threads! What do we use to kill them? Shotguns? The ignore thingy? Netflix?

Chainsaws are always dependable.

[Cancel 2020.2]

Yeah. Sometimes it confuses me because sometimes I reply to those old threads, thinking they're new.

Yep, it CAN be confusing at times.

[Cancel 2020.2]

Zombie threads! What do we use to kill them? Shotguns? The ignore thingy? Netflix?

OK, THAT'S funny.

[Cancel 2020.2]

Chainsaws are always dependable.

Yep!

[Rune]

Darla got banned

LOL

14 years ago you retard.

[Truth Detector]

I have also given the first of the awards...

To see the new awards check out the Awards page under the Links dropdown...

Any ideas for new awards and suggestions on who to award them to.

Yes I know there are going to be some jokes in here...

If you have any ideas for new awards and award images give me a post in this here thread...

Links dropdown? I only see a quick links dropdown and it doesn't have awards in it. ????

[Phantasmal]

It's almost as if Thomas Pynchon wrote an internal monologue in the style of James Joyce imitating e. e. cummings. You're left wondering if he isn't laughing at us all behind the facade. Or else maybe just took too much acid.

I really miss this guy.

[Rune]

Links dropdown? I only see a quick links dropdown and it doesn't have awards in it. ????

Caught another idiot.