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    Default How to be super-sexy scene

    http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Super-Sexy-Scene-Boy

    Take bath
    Get sexy myspace friends
    Become unpleasant to be around pick-up-artist cliche
    Tattoo of snake
    British accent

    Be scene JPP, I believe in you. Live your dreams

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    So Tom with a snake tattoo?
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    I am also Stalin.
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    But Mao Zedong > Joseph Stalin.

    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    Quote Originally Posted by FACTS View Post
    I am also Stalin.
    We know you are and if you don't quit Stalin and find a job your old mans gonna kick you out.
    You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FACTS View Post
    But Mao Zedong > Joseph Stalin.

    But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
    You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
    You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!

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    MySpace is so 2005. It's been all Facebook since at least 2008. I know this because a high school friend got me to join MySpace in the summer of 2005, right before I started college. During that first year, everyone was obsessed, and classmates would regularly invite me to join their groups. By the time I graduated, in 2008, and moved off campus into an apartment, no one was posting on MySpace anymore. I decided to follow everyone over to Facebook. My first post was "Threedee is... finally on Facebook. I guess I just got tired of talking to myself over on MySpace."

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    That was actually how I came to JPP. The only person left to talk to on FP was Midcan, and so I finally came over here full-time. The only difference was that I had created an account as soon as Damo started this site up. I just didn't use it, except to occasionally troll about how I was too good for this place and FP is better. LOLZ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    We know you are and if you don't quit Stalin and find a job your old mans gonna kick you out.
    That was really "punny".
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