Mott the Hoople (01-19-2014)
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I got two giant tortoises in my back yard. Today they were trying to have sex, although Koko (top), couldn't seem to find the sweet spot on Bob (bottom). Both these reptiles are dudes. Nature or nurture homophobes?
I got a pic of it. Koko was grunting. Bob was just chilin. Ill see if i can get the pic here.
Maybe if these 150 year old animals found Jesus, they'd refrain from oofing.
Note - Bob is ALWAYS on the bottom.
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awesome beefy! reptile porn in the back yard.... good times, good times!
Never a dull moment Maineman. Living with gay animals. Exploding myths. Good times indeed.
Mott the Hoople (01-19-2014)
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dont know much about animals I gather.
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looketem go! cool tortoises. Arent they just randy!
-Hey, they remind me of neutered dogs! Cuz natural is getting your dick chopped off and humping oneother!
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