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    I got two giant tortoises in my back yard. Today they were trying to have sex, although Koko (top), couldn't seem to find the sweet spot on Bob (bottom). Both these reptiles are dudes. Nature or nurture homophobes?

    I got a pic of it. Koko was grunting. Bob was just chilin. Ill see if i can get the pic here.

    Maybe if these 150 year old animals found Jesus, they'd refrain from oofing.

    Note - Bob is ALWAYS on the bottom.

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    awesome beefy! reptile porn in the back yard.... good times, good times!

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    Never a dull moment Maineman. Living with gay animals. Exploding myths. Good times indeed.

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    dont know much about animals I gather.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy View Post
    I got two giant tortoises in my back yard. Today they were trying to have sex, although Koko (top), couldn't seem to find the sweet spot on Bob (bottom). Both these reptiles are dudes. Nature or nurture homophobes?

    I got a pic of it. Koko was grunting. Bob was just chilin. Ill see if i can get the pic here.

    Maybe if these 150 year old animals found Jesus, they'd refrain from oofing.

    Note - Bob is ALWAYS on the bottom.
    They're probably just bored. Why don't you take them out once in a while?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celticguy View Post
    dont know much about animals I gather.
    I know I got 2 gay ones. And they are FABULOUUUS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Granule View Post
    They're probably just bored. Why don't you take them out once in a while?
    I do, all the time. takes forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy View Post
    I know I got 2 gay ones. And they are FABULOUUUS!
    Untrue.
    You have 1 gay potential rapist turtle and 1 passive turtle who's probably laughing his ass off and is enjoying the shell massage.
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    looketem go! cool tortoises. Arent they just randy!

    -Hey, they remind me of neutered dogs! Cuz natural is getting your dick chopped off and humping oneother!

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    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    Untrue.
    You have 1 gay potential rapist turtle and 1 passive turtle who's probably laughing his ass off and is enjoying the shell massage.
    Nope. They both have the ghey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auster View Post
    looketem go! cool tortoises. Arent they just randy!

    -Hey, they remind me of neutered dogs! Cuz natural is getting your dick chopped off and humping oneother!
    They both still have peckers. The johnsons are positively horrifying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auster View Post
    looketem go! cool tortoises. Arent they just randy!

    -Hey, they remind me of neutered dogs! Cuz natural is getting your dick chopped off and humping oneother!
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