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    I got two giant tortoises in my back yard. Today they were trying to have sex, although Koko (top), couldn't seem to find the sweet spot on Bob (bottom). Both these reptiles are dudes. Nature or nurture homophobes?

    I got a pic of it. Koko was grunting. Bob was just chilin. Ill see if i can get the pic here.

    Maybe if these 150 year old animals found Jesus, they'd refrain from oofing.

    Note - Bob is ALWAYS on the bottom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy View Post
    Yo Bob just needs a slow hand. He needs a lover with an easy touch. He needs somebody who will spend some time. Not come and go in a heated rush. He needs somebody who will understand. When it comes to love Bob needs a slow hand!
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    How many days did it take for him to get up there?
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    awesome beefy! reptile porn in the back yard.... good times, good times!

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    Never a dull moment Maineman. Living with gay animals. Exploding myths. Good times indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy View Post
    Never a dull moment Maineman. Living with gay animals. Exploding myths. Good times indeed.
    LMAO @ gay turtles. You are stupid aren't you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by French 75 View Post
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    Isn't that what the dunces are hoping for; or are you stupid enough to think they want to have an honest debate?
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    dont know much about animals I gather.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celticguy View Post
    dont know much about animals I gather.
    I know I got 2 gay ones. And they are FABULOUUUS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy View Post
    I know I got 2 gay ones. And they are FABULOUUUS!
    Untrue.
    You have 1 gay potential rapist turtle and 1 passive turtle who's probably laughing his ass off and is enjoying the shell massage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    Untrue.
    You have 1 gay potential rapist turtle and 1 passive turtle who's probably laughing his ass off and is enjoying the shell massage.
    Nope. They both have the ghey.

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