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    Default For people suffering from Alzheimers...

    You've forgotten more than I know. Feel proud.
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    Quote Originally Posted by Watermark View Post
    You've forgotten more than I know. Feel proud.

    late for the last trip to Disneyland...before winter sets in...'It's a small world' is waiting for your yearly escapade!
    Last edited by Battleborne; 10-06-2007 at 04:05 PM.

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    You're five weeks late on the loan repayment. Any longer and i'm going to have to send round "Fat Pauly" and you know what that means (unless you've forgotten that as well, LOL (i'm laughing out loud motherfucker))

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    so this old guy isnt feeling well and goes to the doc for a checkup. doc comes back with the results and says, 'im sorry sir i've got bad news, you've only got a short time to live, first, you've got AIDS" the old man hangs his head, the doc continues, 'on top of that you've got Alzheimers', the old man says, 'well at least it's not AIDS.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crashk View Post
    so this old guy isnt feeling well and goes to the doc for a checkup. doc comes back with the results and says, 'im sorry sir i've got bad news, you've only got a short time to live, first, you've got AIDS" the old man hangs his head, the doc continues, 'on top of that you've got Alzheimers', the old man says, 'well at least it's not AIDS.'
    LOL

    You a bad man.

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    my granpa has alzhimers you fckers

    biurn in heill where you belong

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteAsBirdShit View Post
    my granpa has alzhimers you fckers

    biurn in heill where you belong
    So? What does he know about it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by charver View Post
    So? What does he know about it?
    gawd hates you and wnats y ou to die

    ccept hyim into your heart fucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteAsBirdShit View Post
    gawd hates you and wnats y ou to die

    ccept hyim into your heart fucker

    What if i had Alzheimer's and accepted 'Him' into my heart but then forgot about it and sold my soul to the Dev?

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    Quote Originally Posted by charver View Post
    What if i had Alzheimer's and accepted 'Him' into my heart but then forgot about it and sold my soul to the Dev?
    You'd burn in hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteAsBirdShit View Post
    You'd burn in hell
    Then i have the last laugh as i'm made entirely of asbestos.

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    its more difficult to get into heaven than for a Mexican to immigrate to the US

    Mexicans can't even get into heaven

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    Quote Originally Posted by charver View Post
    Then i have the last laugh as i'm made entirely of asbestos.
    yeah, its pretty hard for you to scape hell, its an asbestus free place

    Sorry

    oh comon, accept gawd

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteAsBirdShit View Post
    its more difficult to get into heaven than for a Mexican to immigrate to the US

    Mexicans can't even get into heaven

    That's fine but we weren't going to heaven we were going to hell, along with the Mexican population.

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    So, what has this to do with my Alzheimer's?
    Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
    - -- Aristotle

    Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
    - -- The Buddha

    It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
    - -- Aristotle

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