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    Default What a pack of clowns!

    http://asheville.indymedia.org/article/107Clowns

    It just does not get better than this!


    Clowns KKKick KKK ass!
    asheville * rights and freedoms * feature Monday May 28, 2007 23:25 by Chris Irwin - Three Rivers Earth First! knoxvilleantiracistaction at yahoo dot com
    Nazi's out of Knoxville!



    Wife Power!Knoxville rejects Nazis and Klan.

    Saturday May 26th the VNN Vanguard Nazi/KKK group attempted to host a hate rally to try to take advantage of the brutal murder of a white couple for media and recruitment purposes. http://www.volunteertv.com/special

    Unfortunately for them the 100th ARA (Anti Racist Action) clown block came and handed them their asses by making them appear like the asses they were.

    Alex Linder the founder of VNN and the lead organizer of the rally kicked off events by rushing the clowns in a fit of rage, and was promptly arrested by 4 Knoxville police officers who dropped him to the ground when he resisted and dragged him off past the red shiny shoes of the clowns. http://www.volunteertv.com/home/headlines/7704982.html


    “White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.

    “White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.

    “White Power!” the Nazi’s tried once again in a doomed and somewhat funny attempt to clarify their message, “ohhhhhh!” the clowns yelled “Tight Shower!” and held a solar shower in the air and all tried to crowd under to get clean as per the Klan’s directions.

    At this point several of the Nazi’s and Klan members began clutching their hearts as if they were about to have a heart attack. Their beady eyes bulged, and the veins in their tiny narrow foreheads beat in rage. One last time they screamed “White Power!”

    The clown women thought they finally understood what the Klan was trying to say. “Ohhhhh…” the women clowns said. “Now we understand…”, “WIFE POWER!” they lifted the letters up in the air, grabbed the nearest male clowns and lifted them in their arms and ran about merrily chanting “WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER!”

    It was at this point that several observers reported seeing several Klan members heads exploding in rage and they stopped trying to explain to the clowns what they wanted.

    Apparently the clowns fundamentally misunderstood the nature of the rally, they believed it was a clown rally and came in force to support their pointy hated brethren. To their dismay, despite their best jokes and stunts and pratfalls the Nazis and Klan refused to laugh, and indeed became enraged at the clowns misunderstanding and constant attempts to interpret the clowns instruction.

    The clowns on the other hand had a great time and thought the Nazis were the funniest thing they had ever seen and the loud laughter of over 100 counter protesters greeted every attempt of the Nazis and Klan to get their message out, whatever that was.

    Many of the local Knoxvillians that came to counter demonstrate had no illusions about why these out of state bad clowns with swastikas were doing in their town.

    “KKK YOU CAN’T HIDE, WE CHARGE YOU WITH GENOCIDE!”

    “GAY, STRAIGHT, BLACK, WHITE ONE STRUGGLE ONE FIGHT!”

    “U.G.L.Y. KLAN YOU AIN’T GOT NO ALIBI, YOU UGLY, YOU UGLY”

    Were just a few of the chants that the non clown counter protesters rained down upon the Nazis. The clowns interacted with the non clown protesters with glee and even participated in a chant or two, though apparently with no idea that the Nazis were indeed not clowns thinking it was just part of the show.

    In the end the 20 or so sad VNNers left with their tails between their legs. At this point over 150 counter demonstraters were present. The clowns seeing how dejected and sad the Nazi’s looked began singing to cheer them up.

    “hey hey hey hey, ho ho ho ho—good bye, good bye” everyone sang waving their arms in the air in unison.

    After the VNNers left in their shiny SUVs to go back to Alabama and all the other states that they were from the clowns and counter demonstrators began to march out of the area chanting ‘WHOSE STREETS? OUR STREETS!”

    But the cops stopped the clowns and counter protestors. “Hey, do you want an escort” an African-American police officer on a motorcycle asked. “Yes” a clown replied. “We are walking to Market Square in the center of town to celebrate.”

    The police officers got in front of the now anti racist parade and blocked the entire road for the march through the heart of Knoxville. An event called imagination station was taking place and over 15,000 thousand students and their parents were in town that weekend. Many of them cheered as the clowns, Knoxvillians and counter protestors marched through the heart of Knoxville singing and laughing at the end of the Nazi’s first attempt at having a rally in Knoxville.

    On June 16th the Stormfront Nazis are trying to have a second rally in Knoxville. Clowns, anarchist, activist and others are all invited to come and creatively and nonviolently help us confront these Nazis and give them an even bigger counter rally than the first. If you can come, or can help email.

    knoxvilleantiracistaction@yahoo.com

    or join our myspace at:

    http://www.myspace.com/knoxvilleantiracistaction

    Thanks to Three Rivers Earth First!, Mountain Justice Summer, Katuah Earth First!, Knoxville Anti Racist Action, Katuah Anti Racist Action and the clown block for utterly wrecking the failed attempt of the Nazis to get a foothold in Knoxville. In one day Three Rivers Earth First!ers posted over 1000 anti racist fliers all over Knoxville recruiting people to come, this is just one example of all the work and effort that went in to creatively and nonviolently rejecting the VNNers out of Knoxville.




    Related Link: http://www.myspace.com/knoxvilleantiracistaction

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    I mock jews the same way "God's chosen steeples?" What? "a light until you hurl"? " Chosen to bring the knowledge of god to all Pooples?" What did you say funny jew clown? Get real! lol. Racism is funny.
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    The other site Im at is going nuts defending the KKK.

    They are all claiming they are not racists and I have not called them racists either.

    They are going ballistic and it is pretty funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desh View Post
    The other site Im at is going nuts defending the KKK.

    They are all claiming they are not racists and I have not called them racists either.

    They are going ballistic and it is pretty funny.
    I have no problem calling them what they are .. racist clowns all dressed up with nowhere to go.

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    http://debatepolicy.com/showthread.php?t=6568

    check it out ,its just halarious

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    So that is where pale rider went.
    What a bunch on neocons.
    Bush doubled the debt from 5 trillion to 10 trillion.
    Proving tax cuts work!

    Bush asked for and signed for the TARP money.
    The Republican senate leader backed Bush on this.

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    That is truly funny. A unique and elegant way to end the KKK rallies. I like it. I'll be a clown for one of these.
    Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
    - -- Aristotle

    Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
    - -- The Buddha

    It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
    - -- Aristotle

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    Yeah, it was great. Who needs silly laws against hate speech when we have an inventive citizenry that can peacefully, freely and quite effectively silence (virtually) these hate mongers.

    Desh, I looked through some of the thread. I don't understand what those guys are arguing. The clowns did not violate any speech rights of the KKK. From the portrayal it sounds as if they did not even attempt to shout over them. They simply mocked them.

    On their point about the Black Panthers... I have had contact with the Panthers. I inadvertently signed one of their petitions during a pro immigration protest. They have been calling me politely asking for money. I somehow doubt that the KKK attempts to raise funds from blacks or asks them to join in their activism. I don't agree with the Panthers agenda and so I won't support them, but they are not the black KKK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    That is truly funny. A unique and elegant way to end the KKK rallies. I like it. I'll be a clown for one of these.
    I thought it was brillient!

    I posted it at the other site thinking it was one of those everyone agrees type threads and Blammy they went ballistic.

    Now I know why facts dot seem to phase them.

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    definitely a funny story. Reminds me of what my sister wanted to do to our ex-brother in law. He is a deadbeat dad, behind on child support by over $30k. The court tells him to pay up, he doesn't.... courts reaction? They tell him to pay again.... that lovely little circle jerk has gone on since he was behind by $10k. So my youngest sister comes up with a payback plan....

    We all dress up as clowns, grab some whiffle ball bats and beat the crap out of him with the plastic bats. What's he going to tell the cops? or his friends/family? That a bunch of clowns beat him up with plastic bats?

    Note, it was an idea that popped up when we were drunk... we thought it quite funny, to date have not actually gone through with it though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superfreak View Post
    definitely a funny story. Reminds me of what my sister wanted to do to our ex-brother in law. He is a deadbeat dad, behind on child support by over $30k. The court tells him to pay up, he doesn't.... courts reaction? They tell him to pay again.... that lovely little circle jerk has gone on since he was behind by $10k. So my youngest sister comes up with a payback plan....

    We all dress up as clowns, grab some whiffle ball bats and beat the crap out of him with the plastic bats. What's he going to tell the cops? or his friends/family? That a bunch of clowns beat him up with plastic bats?

    Note, it was an idea that popped up when we were drunk... we thought it quite funny, to date have not actually gone through with it though.

    That is very funny SF. Sneak in a kick in the nuts though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darla View Post
    That is very funny SF. Sneak in a kick in the nuts though.
    Yeah, we figure we can do that for sure, cause he won't want to show the bruising in that area. We couldn't stop laughing when she told us her "plan". I still chuckle every time I think about it.

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    We could start up our own reality series...

    "When Clowns Attack"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    That is truly funny. A unique and elegant way to end the KKK rallies. I like it. I'll be a clown for one of these.
    Who Damo used to be

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    Quote Originally Posted by JesusAI View Post
    I mock jews the same way "God's chosen steeples?" What? "a light until you hurl"? " Chosen to bring the knowledge of god to all Pooples?" What did you say funny jew clown? Get real! lol. Racism is funny.
    Who this shit heel has always been

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