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    Quote Originally Posted by Steelplate View Post
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    In the UK and in fact much of Europe, Germans are considered to be humourless. Does that also apply to Americans of German extraction?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aoxomoxoa View Post
    In the UK and in fact much of Europe, Germans are considered to be humourless. Does that also apply to Americans of German extraction?
    Could be....Wasn't sure it was humorous....I thought it might be....but with some of the debates on here....ya never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steelplate View Post
    Could be....Wasn't sure it was humorous....I thought it might be....but with some of the debates on here....ya never know.
    How about this? It is only recently that we have discovered that Swedes have a sense of humour, who knew? By the way, at 1:40 that is the real Swedish Prime Minister.

    http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/05/23/...t-swedishness/

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    Where is "slut"? Or, perhaps, "nymphomaniac who will clearly do anyone, and thus obviously doesn't require social niceties such as consent"?
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    wait....women aren't sex toys?.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by China Apologist View Post
    Where is "slut"? Or, perhaps, "nymphomaniac who will clearly do anyone, and thus obviously doesn't require social niceties such as consent"?
    Do you know what? I am not going to explain the joke to you, once it is parsed through the PC syntactical compiler and comes out the other side it apparently gets turned into Darlese. Here is something for you to remember, before posting count to one hundred and try saying Mississippi between every number.

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    Is this a chart from an alternate universe where women who enjoy sex are viewed positively by most members of society? You don't get a lot of the above attitude on the reddit, sure. But that's a community that collectively looks down on people with such views, and so those that hold them usually stay silent or pretend otherwise. If they act as if they respect a porn star as a human being, or encourage some girl who's provides some racy account, they are doing so with their dick in their hands. In real life, most of them would respond to a girl with any sort of sexual history or reputation by first acting entitled to sexual favors without reciprocation, and treating her like subhuman garbage if denied. She wouldn't be considered at all as a serious partner, fuck no.

    Being required by social standards to always be assertive and assume the dominant role, and thus automatically becoming pathetic if you use a sex toy (because, clearly, you're admitting that you're incapable), is bad in a modern society, sure. But it is not as bad as the converse.
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    Quote Originally Posted by China Apologist View Post
    Is this a chart from an alternate universe where women who enjoy sex are viewed positively by most members of society? You don't get a lot of the above attitude on the reddit, sure. But that's a community that collectively looks down on people with such views, and so those that hold them usually stay silent or pretend otherwise. If they act as if they respect a porn star as a human being, or encourage some girl who's provides some racy account, they are doing so with their dick in their hands. In real life, most of them would respond to a girl with any sort of sexual history or reputation by first acting entitled to sexual favors without reciprocation, and treating her like subhuman garbage if denied. She wouldn't be considered at all as a serious partner, fuck no.

    Being required by social standards to always be assertive and assume the dominant role, and thus automatically becoming pathetic if you use a sex toy (because, clearly, you're admitting that you're incapable), is bad in a modern society, sure. But it is not as bad as the converse.
    Yeh something like that, you must be the real life and soul of the party. If they do a remake of Biloxi Blues you should audition!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by China Apologist View Post
    Is this a chart from an alternate universe where women who enjoy sex are viewed positively by most members of society? You don't get a lot of the above attitude on the reddit, sure. But that's a community that collectively looks down on people with such views, and so those that hold them usually stay silent or pretend otherwise. If they act as if they respect a porn star as a human being, or encourage some girl who's provides some racy account, they are doing so with their dick in their hands. In real life, most of them would respond to a girl with any sort of sexual history or reputation by first acting entitled to sexual favors without reciprocation, and treating her like subhuman garbage if denied. She wouldn't be considered at all as a serious partner, fuck no.

    Being required by social standards to always be assertive and assume the dominant role, and thus automatically becoming pathetic if you use a sex toy (because, clearly, you're admitting that you're incapable), is bad in a modern society, sure. But it is not as bad as the converse.
    Water I hope that college girls are falling over each other beating a path to your bed, you deserve it. If not, they will soon, just wait.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steelplate View Post
    Could be....Wasn't sure it was humorous....I thought it might be....but with some of the debates on here....ya never know.
    Its just a Tom joke. If you have time you can search for others here and see some interesting conversations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chapel The Evergreen View Post
    Its just a Tom joke. If you have time you can search for others here and see some interesting conversations.
    It is just meant to be something light hearted with a hint of truth thrown in, however by the time the PC cops get hold of it any small amount of humour has been totally squeezed out of it. Just to show you the difference I posted the exact same thing on Facebook and any number of women liked it. As they say in Yorkshire, there's nowt so queer as folk!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darla View Post
    Water I hope that college girls are falling over each other beating a path to your bed, you deserve it. If not, they will soon, just wait.
    women who enjoy sex don't notice WM.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aoxomoxoa View Post
    In the UK and in fact much of Europe, Germans are considered to be humourless. Does that also apply to Americans of German extraction?
    I spent about a week there and did not find that to be accurate.
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