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    Harry Reems died today from pancreatic cancer. Famous for being in the culturally significant porn film "Deep Throat" where he portrayed the Doctor who Diagnosed Ms. Lovelace inability to achieve an orgasm being due to her clitoris being located 9" down her throat.

    That means only Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy remains of the male stars from the golden era of porn.

    RIP Harry!!
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    Wow... I thought for a moment Voldemort had come back yet again and finally killed Harry Potter. I was like... you bastard!
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    They use mean annual and five year means in trend analysis. Don't tell me I have to explain the difference to you. "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Harry Reems died today from pancreatic cancer. Famous for being in the culturally significant porn film "Deep Throat" where he portrayed the Doctor who Diagnosed Ms. Lovelace inability to achieve an orgasm being due to her clitoris being located 9" down her throat.

    That means only Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy remains of the male stars from the golden era of porn.

    RIP Harry!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Harry Reems died today from pancreatic cancer. Famous for being in the culturally significant porn film "Deep Throat" where he portrayed the Doctor who Diagnosed Ms. Lovelace inability to achieve an orgasm being due to her clitoris being located 9" down her throat.

    That means only Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy remains of the male stars from the golden era of porn.

    RIP Harry!!
    He is now six foot...and nine inches under!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aoxomoxoa View Post
    He is now six foot...and nine inches under!!
    Just nine?

    fucking rookie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmarterthanYou View Post
    peter north and tom byron still work today.
    I am peter north's trainer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superfreak View Post
    Wow... I thought for a moment Voldemort had come back yet again and finally killed Harry Potter. I was like... you bastard!
    So Harry Potter didn't die? Well its a good thing I never watched the movies. The whole series was just a waste of time if the punk lived.
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    Harry Reems launched a generation of cheesy mustaches too. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiberalAvenger View Post
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    Left or right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kel-Tec Sub 2000 View Post
    So Harry Potter didn't die? Well its a good thing I never watched the movies. The whole series was just a waste of time if the punk lived.
    I just realized Harry Potter's done stuff with his ween that even Harry Reems never did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kel-Tec Sub 2000 View Post
    So Harry Potter didn't die? Well its a good thing I never watched the movies. The whole series was just a waste of time if the punk lived.
    I just realized Harry Potter's done stuff with his ween that even Harry Reems never did.

    Helllllllllo Equus!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WinterBorn View Post
    Harry Reems launched a generation of cheesy mustaches too. lol
    My sister calls those "pornstaches".
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    Left or right?
    Neither. Ejaculation trainer.

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