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Danica Patrick wins Daytona 500 poll
DAYTONA BEACH, FLA. — Danica Patrick won the Daytona 500 pole today, becoming the first woman to secure the top spot for any Sprint Cup race.
It was the biggest achievement of her four-year NASCAR career.
Patrick went out eighth in the qualifying session and covered the 2˝-mile superspeedway in 45.817 seconds, averaging 196.434 mph.
“Hopefully, there are good things to come,” Patrick said.
She waited about two hours as 37 fellow drivers tried to take her spot. Only four-time Cup champion Jeff Gordon even came close to knocking her off.
And the Rainbow Warrior was right behind her! Man...we had some kind of gay fun at a party he threw a few years ago!
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So, Danika Patrick is the fastest person in America, right now.
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