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    I am a Christian. But I am also educated enough to be able to see that the bible we have today was translated and carefully edited to provide control over women and over the masses.

    I suppose you can follow the bible and take it as a infallible and a literal "Word of God", but then you would have to believe that the world was flooded completely, the earth stopped rotating (and gravity didn't change), that a single man defeated an army with a scavenged bone, and that there was a physical place called Eden.

    I believe God. It is the meddling of power-hungry men that I do not accept.

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    God created woman because we have diploid, not haploid chromosome pairs that come from female/male pairings. This is, of course, if you assume this God creature, like any intelligent creator would, used evolution to create man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WinterBorn View Post
    I am a Christian. But I am also educated enough to be able to see that the bible we have today was translated and carefully edited to provide control over women and over the masses.

    I suppose you can follow the bible and take it as a infallible and a literal "Word of God", but then you would have to believe that the world was flooded completely, the earth stopped rotating (and gravity didn't change), that a single man defeated an army with a scavenged bone, and that there was a physical place called Eden.

    I believe God. It is the meddling of power-hungry men that I do not accept.
    Wouldn't it be more concise to just make the simple observation that conservative has shit for brains?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Wouldn't it be more concise to just make the simple observation that conservative has shit for brains?
    Or we could answer the question of Why God created women with the old answer. Because he couldn't teach sheep to cook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WinterBorn View Post
    I am a Christian. But I am also educated enough to be able to see that the bible we have today was translated and carefully edited to provide control over women and over the masses.

    I suppose you can follow the bible and take it as a infallible and a literal "Word of God", but then you would have to believe that the world was flooded completely, the earth stopped rotating (and gravity didn't change), that a single man defeated an army with a scavenged bone, and that there was a physical place called Eden.

    I believe God. It is the meddling of power-hungry men that I do not accept.
    it's the meddling of power-hungry men that have given you your very own understanding of god. It's all a farce. Join the revolution, free yourself from religious tyranny.


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    Quote Originally Posted by King of Owls View Post
    it's the meddling of power-hungry men that have given you your very own understanding of god. It's all a farce. Join the revolution, free yourself from religious tyranny.
    I've been an agnostic, an atheist, a pagan, and a christian. I like where I am. Although I do miss the "skyclad" bonfires the pagans had.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    God created woman because we have diploid, not haploid chromosome pairs that come from female/male pairings. This is, of course, if you assume this God creature, like any intelligent creator would, used evolution to create man.
    Well you'll have to explain to me how ploidism is responsible for gender and how it is evidence of God having created women?
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    There is no 'why', and there is no 'plan'. Women exist because sexual reproduction was beneficial to the ancestor that first evolved this trait, and to all of the species that later branched off, including ours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Well you'll have to explain to me how ploidism is responsible for gender and how it is evidence of God having created women?
    Ploidism isn't responsible itself for gender, however the part about male/female pairs is. Basically, you can jack off, but your haploid sperm ain't creating people with the the other half of the diploid pair, which is in the ovoid. This gives the best possible chance to spread genomes without deadly results in mutations and is why all complex species, and even some rather non-complex species, have evolved to have this same diploid pairing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    Ploidism isn't responsible itself for gender, however the part about male/female pairs is. Basically, you can jack off, but your haploid sperm ain't creating people with the the other half of the diploid pair, which is in the ovoid. This gives the best possible chance to spread genomes without deadly results in mutations and is why all complex species, and even some rather non-complex species, have evolved to have this same diploid pairing.
    God originally intended humanity to be cloned in labs by scientists.....but since the scientists stubbornly insisted on looking for life to spontaneously occur in ponds of organic chemicals, he had to create women instead........

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    God created Women to give us men heartburn, spend our money, and generally drive us either crazy, or broke. Sometimes BOTH!!!!

    Btw, just joined, I enjoy a good debate....lets see how this goes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    God originally intended humanity to be cloned in labs by scientists.....but since the scientists stubbornly insisted on looking for life to spontaneously occur in ponds of organic chemicals, he had to create women instead........
    That was funny, more like that!!

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    Hey, this is perfectly reasonable, you liberal idiots just don't realize it. EVERYONE has their ROLE in GOD'S plan! The purpose of men, it just so happens, is to lead people, pursue the line of work they want, and to head the household. The purpose of women, on the other hand, is to do everything the man says, all the trivial shit he doesn't want to do, screw him any time he wants, and other menial tasks that involve minimal brainpower. Perhaps they get to be recorded in the history books if they contribute to a great man by doing this stuff, but otherwise, no, their job is to make babies, do busywork, and otherwise get out of the way while the men are talking. You see, it all evens out, doesn't it?
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