Phantasmal (11-04-2012)
Phantasmal (11-04-2012)
Well guys I have finally finished my time machine. I no longer wish to be in this terrible future of ours. The world we now live in is just too much for me. I am a simple man, with simple pleasures. I long for the hours gone by where it was slightly earlier. I choose, no - I DEMAND that I break out of this wretched existence and return to such nobler and nostalgic times. A time when television was slightly better than it is currently, where I could once again hunger for delicious ramen, instead of being full. I will break out of this plane. Nothing will hold me back
The question you must ask yourselves: Will you Join me?
This is my time machine:
When activated, it will send out a temporal disturbance pattern to collapse the wave function of every single atom in your body, thrusting you into a locality where this experiment actually worked. It's hooked up to my username here and it'll will take your ip address and triangulate your position. Then the temporal disturbance pattern is de-accelerated from the speed of light to slightly more than 1.3 times the speed of sound, which will resonate conveniently only westward.
Godspeed everybody.
I'll see you an hour ago.
FUCK THE POLICE (11-04-2012), Rune (11-05-2012)
This Monday commemorates the 57th anniversary of the invention of time travel.
"It [the draft] is duty rather than slavery. I part with the author on the caviler idea that individual freedom (whatever that may be to the person) leads to nirvana, anyone older that 12 knows that is BS."
-(Midcan5)
"Allow me to masturbate my patriotism furiously and publicly at this opportunity."
-(Ib1yysguy)
"There is no 'equal opportunity' today unless the government makes it so."
-(apple0154 )
"abortion is not killing Its birth control"
-(Desh)
I think I'd fit in well with my Viking ancestors.
WATERMARK, GREATEST OF THE TRINITY, ON CHIK-FIL-A
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Rune (11-05-2012)
I came back to find out why the Trinity became extinct as part of my master's thesis on Futility of Misspent Youth.......
FUCK THE POLICE (11-04-2012)
"It [the draft] is duty rather than slavery. I part with the author on the caviler idea that individual freedom (whatever that may be to the person) leads to nirvana, anyone older that 12 knows that is BS."
-(Midcan5)
"Allow me to masturbate my patriotism furiously and publicly at this opportunity."
-(Ib1yysguy)
"There is no 'equal opportunity' today unless the government makes it so."
-(apple0154 )
"abortion is not killing Its birth control"
-(Desh)
FUCK THE POLICE (11-04-2012)
/MSG/ (11-04-2012), Damocles (11-05-2012), FUCK THE POLICE (11-04-2012)
I am intrigued by the device! Who would have thought it would be so simple!
i built this last year
FUCK THE POLICE (11-04-2012)
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