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    Default Grinds Time Travel Thread (Only Time Travelers Allowed, NO TEMPORAL TRADITIONALISTS!)

    OMFG IT WORKED!


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    Well guys I have finally finished my time machine. I no longer wish to be in this terrible future of ours. The world we now live in is just too much for me. I am a simple man, with simple pleasures. I long for the hours gone by where it was slightly earlier. I choose, no - I DEMAND that I break out of this wretched existence and return to such nobler and nostalgic times. A time when television was slightly better than it is currently, where I could once again hunger for delicious ramen, instead of being full. I will break out of this plane. Nothing will hold me back

    The question you must ask yourselves: Will you Join me?

    This is my time machine:


    When activated, it will send out a temporal disturbance pattern to collapse the wave function of every single atom in your body, thrusting you into a locality where this experiment actually worked. It's hooked up to my username here and it'll will take your ip address and triangulate your position. Then the temporal disturbance pattern is de-accelerated from the speed of light to slightly more than 1.3 times the speed of sound, which will resonate conveniently only westward.

    Godspeed everybody.

    I'll see you an hour ago.


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    I think I'd fit in well with my Viking ancestors.
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    I came back to find out why the Trinity became extinct as part of my master's thesis on Futility of Misspent Youth.......

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    Well guys I have finally finished my time machine. I no longer wish to be in this terrible future of ours. The world we now live in is just too much for me. I am a simple man, with simple pleasures. I long for the hours gone by where it was slightly earlier. I choose, no - I DEMAND that I break out of this wretched existence and return to such nobler and nostalgic times. A time when television was slightly better than it is currently, where I could once again hunger for delicious ramen, instead of being full. I will break out of this plane. Nothing will hold me back

    The question you must ask yourselves: Will you Join me?

    This is my time machine:


    When activated, it will send out a temporal disturbance pattern to collapse the wave function of every single atom in your body, thrusting you into a locality where this experiment actually worked. It's hooked up to my username here and it'll will take your ip address and triangulate your position. Then the temporal disturbance pattern is de-accelerated from the speed of light to slightly more than 1.3 times the speed of sound, which will resonate conveniently only westward.

    Godspeed everybody.

    I'll see you an hour ago.
    Naa, I all ready tried the time traveling schtick Grind. Just a word of advice to ya homey if you decide to go foward. Watch out for those Morlocks. They some bad mother fuckers and there even whiter than you!
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    I think I'd fit in well with my Viking ancestors.
    Hmmmm if you had traveled back in time to see your Viking ancestors that could help explain the Ulfberht sword. The secret of crucible steel would be known to you!
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    tom, einstein didn't actually write that, you liar.


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    Quote Originally Posted by A white moon's hot View Post
    tom, einstein didn't actually write that, you liar.
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    I am intrigued by the device! Who would have thought it would be so simple!

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    i built this last year

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    Quote Originally Posted by Like Like View Post
    No one cares about your theses...
    or my thoses.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cannabis View Post
    i built this last year
    I built it next year....

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