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Creed of the Greedy Preacher!

The loot is my shepherd, I shall not work

It maketh me to lie in green pastures

It leadeth me beside the Riviera waters

It restoreth my bank balance,

It leadeth me in the paths of crookedness for my fame’s sake

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of debt I will fear no evil, for my movers and shakers are with me

My Rolexes and fundraising staff, they comfort me

Thou preparest a table before me at a ritzy restaurant in the presence of my executives

Thou anointest my head with hair gloss; my champagne cup runneth over

Surely goodies and Mercedes shall follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell in my mansion with the tennis court forever.